What Your Vishnu top sheet says about you.

Skiblade420

Skiblade420

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Swimming pools - you’re the waviest bastard on the entire mountain, you go 2mph and swerve around hitting every feature, you basically ski park laterally as you do vertically.

Stained glass - you’re a la familia disciple turned swervester. You definitely picked this top-sheet because its “the most g”

cactus - you’re a funky little guy aren’t ya.

Shattered glass - “dude that was so sick when they smashed the tables in zootspace”

mossy logs - nature man that likes to shove mushrooms up his ass
 
Anatomy’s-

you have anatomy class that winter and you figure you could use some extra studying on the chair
 
i don’t know why but the cactus vishnu’s have always bothered me i hate the way they look
 
Ferarri Plus - Despite the need for swerve and anything but aerodynamic clothing choice, there is only one acceptable speed: FAST AS FUCK BOI. Every trail on the mountain is open when the red and yellow jackets have no hope of catching up to you. Not even the speedsuit wearers with their freshly greased skis can catch up to your mach 5 sit tuck. Your go to straight slide on a rail is a back slide and you can probably cork.
 
14305760:gilbertressel said:
what about bioscorpions
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I don’t feel much of a specific vibe with the bio scorps. I feel like most people got them just cuz they were cooler than the other cave marking wides last year.
 
and before you ask, yes I have Vishnu’s. I have like.. idk like 100 pairs of them so im definitely not a pussy so don’t even ask me questions about my V’s like I have nothing to prove I bet you don’t even have Vishnu’s and ur a pussy
 
Why is this every Vishnu gem rider ever

14305849:BLandz said:
and before you ask, yes I have Vishnu’s. I have like.. idk like 100 pairs of them so im definitely not a pussy so don’t even ask me questions about my V’s like I have nothing to prove I bet you don’t even have Vishnu’s and ur a pussy
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14305618:sullivanobrien_ said:
gimme one for vincents
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Vincents - youre not too sure if you’re really a park skier, but you hope buying these will make you better at rails. Likely your first vishnu purchase as well.
 
14305882:hotlapps420 said:
Vincents - youre not too sure if you’re really a park skier, but you hope buying these will make you better at rails. Likely your first vishnu purchase as well.
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pretty sure im a park skier and yeah my first of two vishnu purchases. but i don't expect my rail game to increase too much but prolly a little bc there 10 mm skinner than my last skis and i think lighter somehow, also i most definitely expect my butters and nollies to be better
 
14305809:Jems said:
i don’t know why but the cactus vishnu’s have always bothered me i hate the way they look
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y’all act like my comment isn’t 100% true they’re the only ugly top sheet design

id still ride them though
 
14305923:Jems said:
y’all act like my comment isn’t 100% true they’re the only ugly top sheet design

id still ride them though
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They give me Travis Scott vibes...

But Travis Scott sent me so???
 
Colour changing top sheet - you’re bipolar asf. Probably lactose intolerant but you still drink milk anyway
 
Clouds or flowers - you wear a bucket hat under your helmet, go fast glasses, and your outerwear is a late 90s/early 2000s windbreaker. You swerve a lot but nothing that could particularly be called a “trick”. The families skiing by you don’t understand what you’re doing, but that’s part of the “mystique”.

You do not ski on powder days because

A) your jacket is not waterproof

B) your center mounted 88 underfoot skis sink if it’s above 6in fresh

3) you do not want to admit either of these things
 
River Topsheets: Big day drinker, & well rounded skier. Doesn’t spend all day in the park. Will pass the blunt to anyone on the lift despite Covid-19. Spends half the day tailgating in the lot. Stays after close to continue tailgating/hiking the rails.
 
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