What you like the most

[Jake...]

i just got a new macbook

what i like the most about it would probably be the fact its my own computer and that i can start saving my money on condoms now (instead of me and my bf needing one when i was a pc user, now i just need 1 for my gf) if you have sex every day, instead of 2 condoms a day its only 1, so 700 instead of 350 a year, at a buck a piece, thats 350 bucks a year. might as well by a mac and it would come out hte same price after a year of a pc+condoms.

owned?

i like my mac!

 

[dowalibeast]

that's just kinda weird.

 

[titsLOL]

at first I thought you were gonna say you didn't need condoms cuz you could just beat off with all the sweet porn you had on your mac, then i thought you were gonna say something about how your batter lit on fire on your lap and made you sterile. then i read the rest and realized i had no idea where you were going.