What You doing on Valentines DAY????

It's Val day here now and I'm at work, probably going to Subway with my boss for lunch and that's about it, werd...
 
IM doing some PCP and some Acid. No special occasion, Just got some today so i am planning on tomorrow
 
i was going to ski then have a fun evening, but i think i just got the flu, so instead ill be miserable and tired and stuff
 
i poor a nice glass of scotch and watch the fire burn with my lady friend.

because god damnit im the classiest man in this city.

oh you know it. I make the ladies purr.

I'm ron burgandy?
 
mmmmm, PCP. just don't pull a Houston and tear out your own eye. or a Big Lurch and eat some girl's lung.
 
im surprising my girlfriend at her house with flowers and chocolate before school tmrw, then taking her to a local ski mountain and paying for all her shit in the afternoon, then after all that a nice dinner, which i looked up on the internet and am actually cooking myself. now if this doesn't get me fucking laid, i might just put a bullet through my head
 
I boycott Valentine's Day because it is a holidy devised by evil corporations to suck money out of us.

Or maybe I am just a loser...your call
 
The roots of St. Valentine's Day lie in the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalia, which was celebrated on Feb. 15. For 800 years the Romans had dedicated this day to the god Lupercus. On Lupercalia, a young man would draw the name of a young woman in a lottery and would then keep the woman as a sexual companion for the year

theres the beginning, but like Chirstmas it has turned into a hallmark holiday.
 
I thought it originated from st valentine. He was persecuted for being a christian and while in jail other christians sent him letters with hearts on them. I dunno though could just be some church bs.
 
nothing until the afternoon, when i put candy a small teddy bear and rose in her locker. then (which ill arrange tonight), at her house im gonna put a bigger teddy bear, boquet of flowers, a mix cd and a nice note. plans still half baked but then hanging out with her tommorrow night.
 
baking cookies for all my girls, yes thats plural and then we are going to go to Curious George, should be a nice little tuesday, each girl gets a special note about me and the girl
 
JD! dont be like that! there are no secrets here on NS. we're all friends here.

as for myself, I went to school, I stayed after school for math, then I came home and have been sitting on ns while doing homework for the past.... oh i donno 5 hours. just a regular day except I got a box of chocolate from my daddy and my mom got me zoolander haha
 
im thinking of pulling my pants down and taking a hot shower with the one i love. MR. hand-jk

i dont know maybe ill get lucky...?
 
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