What would you do...

[DockEllis]

If you had to sit next to this woman on a long flight?

And turn your phone sideways when filming god damnit.

 

[Petey.]

Probably threaten her life. You know, keeping it casual while still getting what I want.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

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[theBearJew]

if your son was at home

 

[2_fadez]

Give her a handful of xanax and hope she knocks the fuck out for the next 8-12 hours

 

[SFB]

bash her head in on the tray that comes down from the seat.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

God you're my savior!God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

Don't fucking touch me.

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

God you're my savior!

 

[TechnoPotamus]

I BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALESI'M FUCKING CRAZY

SOMEBODY PUT ME IN A STRAIGHTJACKET

I ESCAPED FROM THE FUNNY FARM

HOW DO I GET TO CHAD'S GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

LOUD NOISES

WHY ARE WE YELLING

 

[ilikefood]

I have a low tolerance for people who steal my fucking arm rests.

 

[Spiri7o]

yeah we got it...

 

[BLADEE]

His name is captain obvious.

 

[Finkle]

I've heard chloroform works well. I hate other people on airplanes

 

[maximiliaan]

so kids, now you see what god does to you.

 

[Iliveinutah]

i would drowned her in a complementary orange juice. with no ice.

 

[original]

Call the fucking exorcist.

 

[Benson.]

I would have been LOLING!!!

And then when I finally would've gotten annoyed with her, I would have just stopped filming and put my headphones in.

 

[Tasche]

I would have sat there making awkward eye contact with the other passengers and doing that weird half smile half fear face expression thing that ends with a slight head nod and shoulder shrug.

 

[japanada]

I would tell her in a very deep and dark voice, that I was the son of Satan and that nobody would save her and she would be in for a liffetime stuck in limbo!

 

[Spinoza]

my god i would just tell her to shut her lunatic ass up

 

[Sno.]

I would tell the flight attendant that I want a drink, keep them coming, and I'm not paying for them.