what would have been the best fart ever.

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the other night I asked a girl to pull my finger.... but thats not the funny part, I had to fart really bad and if she had pulled my finger I would have farted but she didnt pull it so I didnt fart. farting is fun.

 
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when i used to work at the keg i would save up my farts all day till i had to work, then id let em go in other peoples sections. it was funny

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i'm sorry for my previous post...i love farts, they're so much fun. i just hate farting in front of girls

one time in spanish class i bent over to pick up something i dropped, and i ripped the loudest one i have ever heard. i didn't even know that i had to, but i was holding in a shit since the beginning of the day, and i guess gas just built up inside of me......it was funny

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Farts are better then sex....

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