When I met the flat part of a dfd rail my front foot slipped off and I somehow lunged forward and nailed my balls right on the end of the rail. Layed on the side of the trail for 10 minutes while my friends continued laughing at me.
My balls are just too big, I have had multiple occasions where my massive balls get me into some sketchy situations, always tryna get me to hurt myself and shit
off a cliff. did a little flail manuever and one of my poles somehow got inbetween my legs. landed backseat and broke pole with balls/inside thigh. still have nightmares