What was the last sentence you spoke?

[.AR6rider.]

"Do you want to get the skis out of storage and go later today when you get home?"

 

[HenniferLopez]

"No, I'm not burning the house down" to my sister who thought there was a fire because she could smell the buring ptex while I was fixing up my skis.

 

[2_fadez]

"well if she did bathsalts, at least it would explain all her shitty ramblings"

 

[qbehr]

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY

 

[Culture+]

"ya" to my mother

 

[alex=]

'are we going into the city today?' talking about going to DC's chinatown

 

[e.wait]

fuck.

 

[BertBoyd]

"thanks for the ride see ya"

 

[pjbackwoods]

The racecar's nose always dips down

While taking about the iphone app hill climb

 

[CaelW]

"Come on, you're almost there" talking to my poop

 

[crab_pretzel]

"do you know what it is?"

 

[pjbackwoods]

"Andrea is a fucking bitch i wanna punch her in the face"

-at work

 

[ejm]

"Can't, going skiing tomorrow" Friend wanted to go to indoor bike park.

 

[gusestomp]

"okay Ill be right up"

 

[G-K]

"Peace Niggas." Said to my family and Grandma.. haha

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

"2 dolla sucky sucky"

 

[Zimmerman]

"8 doobies to the face, fuck thaht"

 

[Dr.Dro]

" Hey, I think I left my wallet and everything at your house, I'm slough'n so hard; tomorrow I'll get everything."

That was after I all ready returned to get my coat I forgot.

I can say goal was thoroughly achieved.

 

[t_rob]

I can't pay for your breakfast tomorrow morning because that would make you a prostitute. We wouldn't want that now, would we?

Didn't say it but definitely want to say it in the future.

 

[MittensFoDayze]

"Did I really hit my head that hard?"

This was the first thing I said after 15 months in a coma.

 

[Zimmerman]

story

 

[nacho.steez]

get out im taking a shit- to my brother

 

[K-Dot.]

This.

 

[Spinoza]

"Yeah, and i woke up to her licking my face"

 

[pjbackwoods]

Ahhahaha

 

[Corin]

"Pickups är lika vanligt i Kanada som klamydia i Sälen." - To my dad while laughing. Skier Wille Lindberg wrote it on his blog.

Translation:

"Pick ups are as common in Canada as klamydia in Sälen." Sälen = Swedish skiresort.

 

[DILLINGER]

"Yo dude can I borrow your mouse? I hate the fucking trackpad on my school PC"

 

[WI_Personallty]

"Oh god, I have a research project for school coming due and more homework from the 3 days before break."

 

[Lansfield]

"Is that me getting stressful??"

 

[JzD.]

"Well take a shower then"

 

[qbehr]

"shoutout to them freshman, on instagram straight flexin"

 

[CheddarJack]

"Do you need this shovel or should I put it in the garage?"

 

[aaronec]

Can we just have pizza for dinner?

 

[B-runge]

you call your dad ted?

 

[Puzzled]

"lock the door"

 

[cbj]

"I hope you like RAPE"

 

[EthanScott23]

"he's looking for a new lab"talking to my sister about breaking bad

 

[esotericjive]

'I'm going to the bathroom then I'll meet you outside.'

Exciting, I know.

 

[lukewalnuts]

fuck i forgot my ipod

 

[HWW]

Dankeschön.

 

[DERS.]

aw shit new wednesdays with wallisch

 

[ryano]

"oh i can sit by the heater."

first google image.

 

[Clameltoe]

Elbows up side to side.

 

[EthanScott23]

"river get the fuck off'telling my dog to get off the jump onto my pvc in my backyard

 

[pjbackwoods]

Stoked on the invite

 

[Crispy.]

"I can't finish it but I'm having a big piece"

 

[SwagtasticWalrus]

Woman, bring me my beer!

 

[pjbackwoods]

Abusive man

 

[.Natty.]

"notre dame sucks dick"

 

[Algebra]

'my eyeess'