What was the last sentence you spoke?

"Since it is my birthday, do I get a goodbye kiss?" - to my girlfriend a month ago..... cause i love her and we have only kissed twice: tonight and when i proposed to her. i love her

yes i havent spoken in a month
 
"could you please show me your dick"

under my breath, before posting it in a newschoolers thread.
 
"I feel bad for Tom, his job sucks. Atleast Tyler and Russell get to ski."

talking about working whistler and employment.

tom - ski tech

russell - instructor

tyler - instructor

jordan (me) - snowmaker

claimsauce
 
I read out loud sometimes so it would have to be "What was the last sentence you spoke"
 
"Don't worry i would do lots of bad things to your titties"

To my girl, she thinks she has small titties...
 
Don't do that, I'll jut download it and play it through the Xbox that way we don't have to stream it. (The three stooges movie)
 
" i have friends who can drive me skiing" to my mom cause she wanted me to go shopping so now i dont have a car -_-
 
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