What trail signs should REALLY say

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also in addition....

- If you have to stop to read this sign, you probably shouldn't being going down this trail

- Zig-zagging snowplowers with their parents close behind

- Kids going 1/2 mph over a rail
 
snowboarders sitting on their fucking asses directly in the way of every feature talking about who's pants are tighter or which one of their stupid useless leg bags is more filled with pointless shit.
 
That's because the post this was in was talking about funny signs which could be why you missed it.
 
sometimes at hood in the summer if you see a gypsy you can go up to them and ask for a "gypsy pull out". thats when they must undergo a mandatory emptying of all their pockets. Best iv seen would be a miniature knitting kit, 40 $ dream catcher, and a tooth.
 
at Mt.Avila, there's a sign at the entry of the park saying: No begginers, No rentals, No skiboards, other resorts should take example
 
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