travispersaud
Member
give it back bitch !
What to engrave on my IPOD
- Thread starter SNOWMAN17
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reverendwrong
Active member
do either...
a cock
your NS name
your SS number
LoJack installed
or "there is nothing on here but country mucic and gay porn, have a nice day"
a cock
your NS name
your SS number
LoJack installed
or "there is nothing on here but country mucic and gay porn, have a nice day"
cottonwoodarmada1651
Active member
Put: "The body of the last person to steal an iPod from me can be found [insert location of body]. Return this one to me at [insert your address]." Then when somebody steals this one, they'll see that message all the time and probably just think, "Yeah right" but eventually their curiosity will get the best of them and they'll go check it out and find the dismembered, decomposing body of that douchebag and they'll totally freak out. And then they'll come running to your house in tears or something and give you your iPod back and beg you not to kill them.
*Note: this plan requires you to find the person who stole your last iPod, murder them, dismember their body, and hide it somewhere. It will also probably get you arrested and cause you to spend the rest of your life in prison. But just imagine the look on that jerk's face when he finds the body...totally worth it.
*Note: this plan requires you to find the person who stole your last iPod, murder them, dismember their body, and hide it somewhere. It will also probably get you arrested and cause you to spend the rest of your life in prison. But just imagine the look on that jerk's face when he finds the body...totally worth it.