What to do with one ski

[coolflash8]

Through a long and complex series of events involving the warranty of my skis, i was left with one whole ski, and one missing the tip. what should i do with them? any cool art ideas, or sculptures?

 

[JIB_WALRUS]

ski shot?

 

[Parks.]

use as dildo?

but really, just put it on the wall. but IMO without the ski tip it will just look weird so i say chuck it

 

[coolflash8]

yea thats why i was wondering a cool thing to with one

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

sword fight

 

[Parks.]

cut it up and make it look like an exploding ski. or make a skiing mosaic with pieces. haha idk i aint creative

 

[therealjalty]

take a power saw and cut the broken tip into strips and mount the ski on the wall with the strips separated and a knife above or in the rest of the ski so it looks like ski strips. haha idk

 

[Bock]

try to make a rail out of the ski

cut the good one in half them mount a chair on the two halves and get towed by a car on a snowy day

try to make a chair/bench

make a picture frame from it

thats about all i can think of

 

[stezybake[D]oven]

mount hooks to it and u got yourself a mighty find coat/hat rack of sorts

 

[pink_squid]

Get another ski exactly like itboom pair of skis

 

[coolflash8]

good idea!!

 

[Round-Four]

perfect christmas present

 

[skibum_mark]

Keep it. In sure somewhere down the road you or someone could use that ski.

 

[theschneidler]

ski in pooper

 

[Forcillo]

The wine holder's a good idea, I'd say go for that. If not, you could just mount it on your wall, or you could save it for your grandkids and show them what skis were like "back in the day".

 

[Spacekroft]

Shot ski!! or make a bitching coat rack out of the one ski and use an old pole or two to make the places to hang your coats off of.

 

[El_Barto.]

joust

 

[stezybake[D]oven]

i do like that tho, buy replace with bottles of jack

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

does it fit in your ass?

 

[Stickity]

shotski and bottle rack

 

[dodgey]

shot ski