What to do with my chevy blazer??

rememberscott

rememberscott

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I have a 1980 Chevy Blazer 2 door that has unfortunately rusted out to shit. It still runs, but the *digital* dash has stopped working (which was the coolest part) therefore I have no speedometer, the brake line rusted out (funny/long story), the door locks are fucked, and the list goes on and on...

I'm going to sell it for scrap metal, but I have get the most use out of it first soo....

My idea was to spray paint flames on the sides of the doors, dent the shit out of it with my sledgehammer and break the windows, and then boost it into the reservoir at my family's cranberry marsh. I've always wanted to drive a car into water and then escape it like a fucking badass, and now I have an opportunity for it. so that's my plan

Does anybody have a better idea? Do I actually set the car on fire and then drive it into the reservoir? I also want to try and roll the bitch, but the seatbelts don't work that well.

Let me know what you got NS, Imma get it all on my gopro.

This should be fun.
 
13040880:SDrvper said:
Drive that fucker right in the pussy

(See what i did there)
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you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow

also your reviews suck the donghole
 
13040883:HP123 said:
you aren't allowed to comment on my threads anymore. all of your comments fucking blow

also your reviews suck the donghole
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no no no, bad newb. If you want to rip on SD its got to be about him being a serious internet chode.
 
Drive down the hiway where the ditch is mellow. Swerve into the ditch without slowing when people try to pass.

Drive through a field as fast as possible in reverse,

Drive into small patches of trees as fast as possible
 
13040939:SDrvper said:
Before I leave you and your terrible sad attempts at trolling, i just have to say that was probably the best comeback NS has ever witnessed, some sig that.

(Since you seem kind of brain damaged, i am being sarcastic)
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are you still commenting on this thread bud? I hope you realize you've made yourself look like even more of a jackass. go ahead and try to cover for yourself.. again. lol.
 
13040954:SDrvper said:
Haha, I do not know what OP's problem is, I gave him an idea for his car and he took a stab at me so, maybe his dad took away his dildo
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you're annoying. Everytime I read you're comments I'm literally wasting my time. You're the epitome of a tryhard.

That's why I decided to put you in your place. Yet you still reply like you have something intelligent to say. It's kind of funny.
 
13040979:SDrvper said:
When you call someone out, maybe you should try and think of something more intelligent to say.
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LMAO. Did you come up with that all by yourself bud? ^^ Have you been taking notes from my comments? lmaoo tryharderr...
 
13040988:SDrvper said:
Haha. You're dumber than I thought, the entire point is that I was mocking your posts

LMAO DUDE

I guess I'll PM you because we both look stupid arguing here
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you should comment on this thread again, buddy ol pal.

you have proven my point that you're a fucking idiot
 
Yo! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

So tell me what you want, what you really really want

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

So tell me what you want, what you really really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ha
 
13040988:SDrvper said:
Haha. You're dumber than I thought, the entire point is that I was mocking your posts

LMAO DUDE

I guess I'll PM you because we both look stupid arguing here
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lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode
 
13041094:El_Barto. said:
lol...gonna pm him to continue bitching in private. Talk about a serious internet chode
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lmao right?? It's like he's trying to get somewhere.... It's really annoying.

Dude you try way to hard. All I said was that you're not allowed to comment on my thread. It's pretty easy to move onto the next one yet you continue to try and prove yourself. WE GET IT. YOU FUCKING SUCK. GO AWAY PLEASE.
 
With the Blazer just trade it in for something badass assuming it runs...go on Craigslist so many motorcycles, dirtbikes, etc.
 
oh and if you want a serious answer. part it out on craigslist, a lot of people look for parts for old chevys for restoring their shit.
 
Holy shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.

Suck a fuck, OP.
 
13041230:ANDR01D said:
Holy shit this thread blows.

Just stick your dick in the muffler, think about your second cousin once removed, blow your load in 5 seconds, and be done with it.
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What does second cousin have to do with anything you fucking noob. OP asked a simple question about his blazer, fuck off.
 
13041351:SDrvper said:
Let the butthurt flow through you
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Original?? I actually feel bad for the kid... can't even use his brain and be creative with his insults. You could come up with anything!!!

You obviously feel the need to have the last word, so go ahead. Give me your best shot bud. I praise you and your amazing online presence. here on NS. Member of the month?? YOU REPRESENT NS TO THE FULLEST CAPACITY. SHITS HILARIOUS.

bait deployed. bait taken. suck my dick.
 
Before you send it off to the scrap yard take a big shit on the dash or on the hood or something. It will give the yard workers lolz
 
I wouldn't destroy it OP. You'll probably end up needing to live in it when your parents finally kick you out for being such a massive thundercunt.
 
sounds like a really easy way to fuck up and die, but whatever.

I think this would almost qualify for the Darwin awards.
 
13042218:SDrvper said:
Haha, you blocked me. Oh well.

At least when you see what I've actually been planning the whole time you're going to shit yourself haha.
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I'm curious what your master plan is.
 
13042218:SDrvper said:
Haha, you blocked me. Oh well.

At least when you see what I've actually been planning the whole time you're going to shit yourself haha.
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this kid literally can't get enough of me.

You in love bro?
 
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