What to do when not skiing?

go to old age homes with a black hood and a staff and tell the old people they've got a week left.
 
How old are you and where do you live? Guns are one of my favorite hobbies. Easy to get into in most states and cheap if you just want to plink. You can pick up a good used .22lr for under a bill and ammo is cheap or if you have $ and really wanna have fun get an AR15 I've spent the last 2 years practicing and skill level in endless no matter how many years you shoot you can always excel. It gets stress off, helps you meet awesome people and is fun! Plus it's an awesome first date to bring a girl shooting
 
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AND NOW, FOR MY 3000th and most likely MOST USEFUL POST EVER.... I tell you how to make your own disposable $3 fleshlight

-Buy super-lubed condom

-unwrap, roll open, and flip inside out (lube-side-in)

-grab a towel, not a nice one

-go to a couch, not a nice one

-fold towel twice, crease side towards the back of the couch, open side just peeking out through the cushion

-add a few drops of water to the condom, less is more

-flatten condom lenghtwise to remove as much air as possible

-insert dong, again, try to get out all of the air

-flop dong/condom apparatus onto bottom fold of towel

-put top fold of towel over dong

-put cushion on top of towel

AAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD

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this afternoon we got our ski poles clipped em together them drove around blasting ghetto rap pretending to do drive by shootings with our ski poles. We drive by shot a traffic director.
 
Learn to crochet then sell the beanies you make to your friends. There are a ton of "how to" videos on youtube.
 
This.

Sounds like you have fap down, so I recommend fucking bitches and getting money.

If that fails, then there is always watching ski videos or messing around on newschoolers? Or have a couple back up sports so that you can still have fun outside and be in shape for when you can ski?
 
Probably not the smartest idea these days people are so freaking sensetive and in some places brandishing a "mock weapon" toward strangers in public is a crime. I guarantee that doing that to a cop would be taken as a threat. Not in anyway saying i think this is how thing should be but we live in a butthurt politically correct society and it gets worse every year. Some 9yr old kid got arrest or suspended or both this week for pointing a pizza slice at friends at lunch that teachers thought looked like a gun google it ahah
 
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