What to do if my girlfriend says I cant wear Tall T's anymore?

SteezoSaurus

SteezoSaurus

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Help me out here.

Im sure you all have some clever excuses as to why wearing shit that's tall as fuck is practical in every day life (ie to wear to grandmas funeral?

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don't have a girlfriend. they are fucking heartless. all of them. all girls. fuck me.

 
dutch oven her, but instead of farting under the covers just straight up diarrhea your your huggies. when she starts freaking out yell that this is a.) because she touches herself at night and b.) because you demand the right to wear tall tees and masturbate with strawberry jelly at your leisure.
 
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Actually to my Grandmother's funeral a couple weekends ago, I wore a trench coat. Very tall, and steezy.

(Just making a light hearted joke about the situation, by the way. I was very sad about it.)
 
If she tells you that, heed the advice. Yea, you may think you're fine and dandy, as would most of your cohorts. However, everybody else probably thinks you're a dumbass simply by the clothes you choose to wear. While that may seem vain, it is the way shit works. Heed the advice. You aren't doing any favors to yourself or your girlfriend by dressing like a clown.
 
Grow the fuck up and choose between a girlfriend or looking like a gangster.

If she says you can't waer them while skiing then dump that whore
 
Yes I corrected my own post. It's not grandmother's but grandmothers.

Sorry it was bugging me, and I'm extremely overtired so I really am not thinking right now...
 
She says you can't wear tall tees to a funeral = she has more common sense than you.

She says you can't wear tall tees anymore, period, and you took that like a little whipped bitch = get out now, or she will soon own your soul.
 
Ah fuck you're right. I wrote it and was like "wait that says (grandmother is) that's not fucking right!" I'm sorry my grammar is terrible. I have to sleep... now. Haha
 
you need to say "okay anything for you babe".then you are going to fuck her one last time (or maybe your first). then you need to dump her. and THEN pee in her butt hole
 
Grab the tall tee that goes past the knees, stuff her under the tall tee so her face is next to the sack. keep this up for a long time. Then she will learn you don't EVER. FUUCK. with the Tall Tee!
 
Thats just fucking weird..

the reason i wear tall tees at home, in school etc is that they're comfortable and usually they tend to have pretty awesome designs.

/haters gonna hate
 
You could try dressing like a normal person and begin to be accepted back into society after years of lookin like a tard wearing a dress. tall t's hardly ever look good off the mountain.
 
don't wear a tall tee to a funeral.

however, if she wants to change up the way you dress and what you like to wear, tell her that you're gonna be you and not change for her. i had a similar problem, my ex girlfriend tried to get me to stop stretching my ears and close them up. i gave her the option of either being with me as i am and as i want to be, or not being with me at all. as was said before, "don't be a whipped little bitch." don't change for some girl.
 
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