What to do at a party?

You sound like the type of kid who stands in a corner awkwardly at a party and sips his lite beer, way to go champ!
 
Coming from the kid who doesn't know what to do at a party? Yeah I'm the one who was never invited clearly, you got me :\
 
the party is at my place, i was bored so i posted "what to do at a party" to see what funny things people had to say. Instead i get judgmental assholes like yourself who sit on their computer and hate because i want ever be able to meet you, and see your sorry ass. Get a life, and stop bothering people
 
You'll learn that it's better to just be spontaneous, nobody wants planned events, this isn't your 12th birthday party with pin the tail on the donkey. Drink and the ideas will come to you. Sorry that my posts rattled you in some way or another.. lol

 
drink? talk to people? listen to people? listen to music? dance? smoke things? break things? get in fights? shove things up your asshole? shove your fingers in other people's orifices? fuck bitches? drug bitches? drug dudes? fuck dudes? snort things? shove your fingers in your orifices? let other people shove their fingers in your orifices? let other people shove objects larger than fingers in your orifices?

i dunno, there are all sorts of things to do.
 
last party i was at this girl brought cupcakes and was worried the whole night that they weren't perfect. she was constantly describing what was in them, how they were made, bla bla blaa, and at one point when she was sitting next to me on the couch i said "if you bring me one, ill try it, and if it's as perfect as you claim it is, i'll make out with you"

she brought me the cupcake, i ate it, told her it inspired me to make out with her, annnnndddd at the end of the night i was in bed with her.

sometimes a nigga just gotsta play the game. and i played the shit out of it, and won. AND she fed me a cupcake.

and she swallows.

successful night was successful.
 
But seriously, If you aren't into cleaning up after people, don't throw a party. Unless picking up broken shit and cleaning puke stains is your idea of fun.
 
Smoke bud and get drunk enough to be ok with all the losers that inhabit said party is what i usually do...possibly hook up with some mediocre looking chick thats slept with everyone you know...smoke hookah with some dumb shits who cant carry on a conversation because there too "fucked up"....then again im kind of an introvert and tend to hate the "party atmosphere' and the minds that flock to that scene

 
i just yell "FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN!" as loud as i can, all night.

ive been out of college and part of the working class for like two years, i honestly cant recall anything that isnt taking shots and saying hurtful things to strippers.
 
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