no you put the salsa inside so you don't have as much of a mess. but if he is wanting pussy, i wouldn't advise this route.
i'm thinking along the lines of a not so fishy tasting fish, like salmon or cod. go to the store and ask a good seasoning for it, put it on, broil it in the oven and the shit is good, and delicious.
next a vegetable, probably steamed to go with the fish. something like asparagus, broccoli, green beans.
next pick up a pre-cooked chicken, not a big one but enough for both of you.
a decent bottle of wine goes good with it.
and for desert, i can't really tell ya there, pick something simple that tastes good, and looks like it was hard to make.
i love cooking; good luck!