What to ask for my birthday

[NEIL-YOUNG]

what should i ask for my birthday? my budget is $400 im turning 15. give me some options.

 

[theschneidler]

A collection of dildos from 4"-12"

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Hookers and blow.

 

[Broommasta]

clothes, high end headphones. I recomend in ear bose 2i or something like that. i have em there good.

 

[Broommasta]

or ask for new paretns cause you have a budget of $400

 

[c_roll]

40,000 pennies

 

[erikK]

can't tell if serious

 

[whoa-dere]

jjust ask for 4 hunna and paypal me a bit of that because it's such a genius idea

 

[Bachto]

A subsription to Brazzers

 

[RimJobber]

Ask for a beating. You seem like you deserve one if you buy your own present and have a budget of 4 hundo.

I'll beat the shit out if you for free and steal the 400 if you want.

 

[PJS.]

Give your 4 hundo to the poor or a veterans charity you needy son of a bitch

 

[Toaster-Tony]

400 bucks seems like it would buy you a mighty fine pair of skis..

 

[Benedetto.]

Some good kush and alcohol

 

[maximiliaan]

Fucking hell only 400? Ask for justice cause this sint the right budget

 

[Pigeon.]

or some dope outerwear.

 

[CluckaChuck]

lot's of chips

 

[myllhouse]

pee... in her butt

 

[CluckaChuck]

no... just no.

 

[Filmore]

a big bootay hoe

 

[7springsprod]

 

[KillaSteeze]

whens your birthday?

 

[snowfinder]

yoga class

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[little1337]

sorry... what was the thread about?

 

[.SBK.]

$$$$$ buy anything u want with it

 

[zbphoto]

Hookers and blow, what else?

 

[^henski^]

get some stocks and bonds.... simple

 

[BrewskiJr]

Get some "bonds" with $400.... You have no experience in investing do you...?

 

[grapejuice3000+]

Get a new whip, like a dope go cart or something

 

[pimpcat]

I was thinking the same thing. Lemme just sit on $400 worth of bonds........

 

[cbj]

If I was getting 400$ I would ask for some JDM Depo Headlights for my prelude, and clear side markers. But that's not really universal..

 

[TOK]

MOPED

swag X infinity

 

[steezysteeze]

It's not really his choice, more so his parents. It seems as though half of ns is completely against receiving a gift, thinking that they are saints or something for not being spoiled and having to call out anybody who is spoiled at any given opportunity.

 

[skibumb2929]

skiing shit bro

 

[Wall_Nut]

No it's not that, it's that he's clearly so well off that he hasn't a real NEED for any one thing, and has resorted to asking a website what he should WANT. It's like, does this kid even have any hobbies or interests? If he did, he wouldn't have to ask, so I make the proper assumption that he's a spoiled, mindless, has-it-all.

Money is fine and good until it spoils your ability to think for yourself. He won't be taking over daddy's company at this rate.

 

[act.resist]

New skis

 

[joshc97]

Bud.

 

[act.resist]

hey

 

[Blurst]

you stole my sig and you are a self righteous piece of shit.

 

[90053]

someone's bitter

 

[Senor_Goat]

Why the hell would you ever pay from porn?

 

[Benedetto.]

Well said..

 

[fujarome]

ask for an amazon gift card.

It's the supreme gift card as they have damn near everything. You load it onto your account, and it's there until it's gone. No time limit or needing to enter the info every time.

 

[northeast]

hahahahahahahaha fag

 

[fujarome]

how do you discover new things?

Via friends, family, web reviews, etc.

It's not like he's writing down everything people have suggested and declaring that these are his greatest needs and wishes. Someone might throw out a good idea, and he can run with it from there.

someone says car as a joke, and he might think "oh I need new car mats" or something like that.

 

[RimJobber]

I could find so much stuff to spend 400 dollars on in a minute. Skis, boots, bindings, outerwear, dirtbike parts, Xbox, gas card, lift tickets, new shoes, clothes, haircut....

 

[grapejuice3000+]

i hate you so much

 

[introvert]

hookers & blow

 

[Steezy_Peazy]

Some shit for summer. live near the coast? skim boards are pretty fun. Don't see them used that often though. Save some dough for winter. iPad Mini starts at $329.00. New headphones. Clothes.