What the longest youve been able to hold a shit

I kid you not 7 days. Old school camping trip in Maine, no real bathrooms and I didn't feel like using the woods.Fuckin exploded after that
 
If only it were funny!

My longest was about 5 days over lacrosse camp, I couldn't shit for some reason.
 
back in elementary school, i had a problem with clogging toilets. when i went to see my aunt, i didnt want to clog it, so i didnt shit for like 3 or 4 days. when i got back to the airport, i took a shit so long that it went into the hole and out of the water and hung over the lip of the bowl. it wouldnt go down at all, so i just left it for some unfortunate janitor to find.
 
I feel like the more time you hold a shit the easier it is to hold it. It's like an exponential function where x>0!

Ease of holding poo is the dependent variable and time is the independent.
 
i went on a rafting trip a few years ago where a girl didnt shit for a week. idk how thats even possible.
 
Well I went to jail and was hoping to get a bond set so I could bail myself out.

I didn't get one set and I spent 5 days in jail and on the 4th night I let it rip. I did get a bond set the next day and bailed my ass out of jail though.

It was rather weird to take a shit next to another guy also.
 
We should have a contest.

Eat a qdoba burrito and laxatives at the same time. see who can hold the longest before spilling their beans.

hawhawhaw get it?
 
WOAH, I went to china and i only shit 2 times in 10 days and I started getting worried about my health, maybe there is something in the food there that doesnt let you shit.
 
same. My mom says you should take at leasat one shit a day, but that doesn't happen. I held one for 5 days at camp. I could not hold it any longer and I started to cry lol. I had to shit in a composting toilet that had stains on the seat. Fucking nasty
 
that's really bad for you
i held it in for like 4 days once and when i finally went it wrapped around the toilet bowl twice
 
legit 2 weeks, then it got infected and i had to have surgery on my innards and get the poo poo taken out.
 
a week. the choices were hold it or go in a spider infested outhouse. dont think i could do that now
 
in the summer .. its like clock work every morning at 11 .. and i dont wanna mess that up its a perfict 24 hours in between
 
when i first read this i thought you were talking about how you were in jail trying to get boned and you were just misspelling it.
 
well i might as well. i already sexed her this evening. besides that and cooking, what else is she good for?
 
its true that when you travel you won't shit as much, it happens to me everytime I travel. On a trip to Montana for 8 days I shat once and felt fine the whole trip
 
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