What the hell Is ski porn?

jibjim

jibjim

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What is it and why do people talk about?

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
 
its basically every ski movie in the last few years

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
 
just think about it. sex has magazines with naked people in them. skiing has people skiing in them. its kinda the same. just think about it and you will get it

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I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I don't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.-Melvs
 
i already understand

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
 
Its kind of a dumb term. I never say it

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
ski porn rocks, next year from off trail.... the downhill thrust.

"The Eleventh Hour"

Fall 2005 Off Trail Productions
 
its when the skiing is soooo good that it makes you blow a load in your pants

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When your not sure about something, huck it
 
its some lame term 50 year old guys say when they go see warren miller every year. Then when winter comes they sit in the lodge with their ski boots unbuckled telling some random guy next to them about the german skis they bought for $900. Then their 18 year old snowboarder daughter walks in and the dad realizes shes a total slut and he drinks himself to death.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie

Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
 
um opk but what i dont undrsdtand now is that you peapl ea re still expainign it, I KNOW this thread is now dead!

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
 
hahaha! the downhill thrust! that's magical.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
i have never heard that term,and am glad. i should have knwon someone would make an idiot response

I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
 
haha, i just read ur signature. Thats one of the funniest standup shows ever.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
you retards...ski porn is people doing it with skis on...duhhhhhhhhh!

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
ski movies are porn.

for skiiers.

if there are plots they suck.

like in pornos.

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way cool
 
HAHA when can I pre order that sounds intense!!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
it's like.. there's only so many ways that you can show fucking and jumping.. sure there's anal and whatever but it's all the same stuff basically.. so fast forward to the good stuff, get your jollies and move on. And lets be honest, who's watching porn for the acting??

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
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There you go.

 
dammit that picture is too big...I can't read the interview. All I could see is something about her being a lip groupie or some shit.

because I like poop.
 
I thought ski porn is a movie without all the interviews and nature shots... just ski shot after ski shot after ski shot... maybe a quick shot of the rider walking around and his name... and then a whole bunch of shots of just skiing... not every movie goes under that description... level one doesn't... plehouse is somewhat... poorboys and push films aren't... ms fuckin p isn't... most of the lower companies are though (thank god)... my sig summerizes what anti ski porn is

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
 
oh wait I get it, just press F11 when a picture is too big so you can veiw it differently and scroll down.

because I like poop.
 
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