What Should I Draw On My Math Test?

saucybiscuits

saucybiscuits

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i have to take a math test tomorrow that i will most likely fail......... ive gone in for extra help, not missed one class all year, i just dont get it.

so what should i draw on my math test in place of the answers to the questions i dont understand?

im already awesome at drawing dicks, so i need fresh ideas besides that.
 
dinosaurs. or you could spend your ns time studying for your test! but you probably dont care about school cause your gonna be a pro skier when you grow up so id go with dinosaurs.
 
Well I would try to learn the material, because I bet you can (assuming your in any math below Calc BC) unless you're in college in that case, I usually go with whales.
 
What he said ^

Call up somebody who knows it well. Have them explain it to you, and then go into class early tomorrow to get extra help.

I'm sure you can learn it. Instead of spending your time perusing NS, get on that. I guarantee that if you actually try to learn it tonight, you can get an A.

What math class are you in?
 
on our necap testing (school evaluation, doesnt count for anything personal)there was a writing problem that legit had 5 pages of reading at 7:30am.. so i drew a picture of a whale in a christmas hat and i believe thats an awesome idea.

i guess a bunch of people drew animals on that question.
 
I draw T-Rexs or elephants. For the bonus question in grade 9 or something on a big math test I drew a humpback whale and got the question right..

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i can draw a really really good duck. its a very odd passion of mine. drew them all over my hw and tests in high school.
 
i have gone in for extra help every morning for the past 2 weeks. i tried to meet with my teacher today, but she was unavailable al day

and tomorrow she has bus duty in the morning and i have math 1st period

:(
 
I like to draw 3D pictures so that it looks like the page is a centimeter deep and a chunk was cut out of it. Eventually, I'm going to work my way up to this:

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Yeah last year's class just drew dicks and stuff for that, so this year the principle threatened us with putting it on our transcripts and taking away privileges for the incoming freshmen in two years(not really sure why he thought that would motivate us tho)
 
When I was in high school, on the bottom of a chemistry test that I was sure I had failed, I wrote "I'll give you five dollars if you give me a good grade on this test." Needless to say, the teacher wasn't amused. However, I didn't do nearly as bad as I thought I would, so it all worked out ok.
 
draw the land before time crew, bigfoot sarah, petrie, spike, duckie, and maybe add chomper. answer a history question insteadcount to the highest number you can in the space you have.a muscle car doing a burnout
 
all this bullshit about drawing a whale and getting it right. i dont know, man i have never seen that. i tried once, went for broke, got nothing. I had to speak with my teacher after class, he asked me why, i told him, some BS excuse including whales (what i drew) and physics (physics class). he laughed. but still no mark. :(
 
My teacher always found that stuff really funny. She has fun with her students. I got an awesome mark, pretty sure I got 100% or maybe just one question wrong so she didn't hesitate in giving me the extra mark
 
My friend did this last year on a test, Draw a television with the weather report and say "The answer will appear after this short weather break".
 
chickens... you can make variants of them... like a ninja chicken, or a skier chicken, or a santa chicken... or do the same thing with whales. anything that can be a funny variant is prolly the best way, because every idea can take form in a chicken/whale/cow/whatever
 
sry for dub post, but shouldnt you be studying instead of preparing to fail. youll only get your teacher to dislike you and think that you have no respect. also, i know its none of my buisiness but im sick of these kids on ns who are too ignorant to realize that they are getting a free education (they spacifically aren't paying) and are taking it for granite. thats just what i think.
 
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my friend one time drew a big whale on the side of his test and got extra points. i see it's pretty popular, so i'd go with a huuuge whale!
 
If it is multiple choice just write "E: one of the above" you can't get it wrong.

Example

A. 1

B. 2

c. 3

D. 4

(E). One of the above.

and voila, easy A
 
I drew animals all over a page once and wrote that I couldn't answer because the zoo took over the test. I think I got that from someone on here actually.
I have a friend who ripped out half of a philosophy mid term once and stuffed it in his pocket. The next week the prof came in apologizing how he only gave him half the exam so he only corrected that half. He obviously ripped out all the questions he didn't know, he killed the test but still failed the class. Dzzzumb.
 
how the tits do you go about drawing something like that? even in the most basic form like the chunk cut out, i wanna know.
 


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Make sure you write a note to her that "Jesus is always the answer". No way she can mark it wrong
 
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