What should i bring to college?

lushlaxstr

lushlaxstr

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so im off to college in a month and for all you college kids out there, what should i bring that i will probably not thing of?
 
blacklights, highliters, lots of cheap shotglasses, multiple cell phone chargers, and some pimp fuckin computer speakers.
 
I'll back that up.

You want your system to be the loudest fucking thing in the building. I mean everyone should know your favorite songs by the end of the semester.
 
yeah son, you leave your dorm room open, and blast some sick shit... and within minutes chicks will be there sayin hey, guarantee it.
 
the only down side is by the time sophomore year comes around those girls sayin hey will trade in those bumpin speakers for a frat boy with a sick ride, and bumpin speakers. so you might as well save up and get a nice car freshman year and stay ahead of the curve.

 
true deal, but a set of sick computer speakers will only cost like 100$ ( to fully blow out a dorm room )
 
word to that. but...

$100 for dorm pussy for a year

or significantly more money for infinitely more hot non dorm pussy for your entire stay in college?

 
well i dont know what year you are, but freshman year dorm experience is so awesome... then you want out, as ive experienced.. and 100$ over the course of an entire year ? pocket change. and those speakers will be good for your room throughout college.
 
^3rd that, get some good bumps, and a MASSIVE mini fridge cuz that shit fills up fast, then you have no room for food when its filled iwth beer
 
my nessesities are going to be a mini fridge, disco ball, cooking set, and thats all i can think of right now. more to come.
 
im trying to figure out what i need to bring with me also. i already have bumpin speakers and a sub for my comp so im good there..my next item is probly gonna be a vape.
 
Im def all over that tool set......

Im also bringing my monster sized competition checks....the girls will see that and be like ooooo dayyyyummmmm!

so thats my plan of attack
 
hahahaha good idea giray. you're soooo balllin

bring your skis right from the start. you never know when an ice rink session will come up. also bring a tuning kit, I know I would mooch wax off who ever had it/ the race team. and bring a water filter, cause clean water is nice.
 
easy mac

ramen

a coffee maker

comdoms

bong (if u blaze)

lighters

music

speakers

movies

pong cups

board/blades or bike

frisbee

wiffle ball bat

money

pimpness
 
The washing machines in the laundry room at my college will sometimes work if you stick a zip tie in the coin slot.
 
if you've got the money kicking around... a good mattress. If you think about it though, you spend like 1/3rd of your life sleeping so yeah... good investment. AND my friend bought a tempurpedic mattress and seriously got so much action and he isn't even ridiculously ridiculously good locking
 
get a copy of the karma sutra (SP?) and just lay it on your bedside table. you dont even need to read the thing girls will just see it and think your an expert.
 
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