what religion are you?

religion is a grown up version of santa claus. Open your eyes people, theres no 'salvation' when you're dead.

 
I am a Christian. I was raised Missouri synod Lutheran. Now I am attend both a Missouri synod church and Evangelical free church with baptist roots.

 
im a mother effing mormon. but apparently the news of the day is that religion is false and ive wasted my life. oh, the inexpressible sorrow.

(sarcasm meter 10+)

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
christian protestant(lutheran to be more exact)

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mormon.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Baptist

-joe

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methodist...i'm thinking of starting a new denomination called....montanist....or skiist...or....wow, i'm an idiot. i should probly delete all that becusae it is dumb...welp cya later

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jewish/agnostic/athiest/i clearly dont really know but i suppose if i had to chose one, athiest. I definatly wouldnt be fully jewish, but i think that it has some good things to say and it is interesting learning about jewish stuff.

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Joe is out of school didnt fucking ask for much Couldnt get a job the marines his last hope Down at the frontline with a gun not a toy Kill many men not asking what for Joe's family the comrades next to him Die one by one his luck is running out Joe wrote back home his parents unemployed The rich is fuckin laughing profits from the war Joe is off to die for another senseless war No arms no legs his mother cries at home Joey wears the flag so proud to fight for us And for a government that doesnt give a fuck
 
Christian.

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man..

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings..so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off..cause we'll know just what they're thinking..cause what they're thinking...

-Relient K

 
publicenemy10, that makes sense, but only to people that believe there is nothing after you die. the point of most religions is to prepare you for life after death. so to a catholic (like myself) that statement is the opposite of what i have been told is the truth.

even if you are right, religion is a good way to make people do good things.

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... Don't fuck with me.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
born again christian.

-Joel

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I don't condone this.
 
lutheran. i will point out the pope was a skiier, until he couldnt stand up any more. he skied for more than 50 years, that guy is cool, even if he is catholic. joking

^ crap the should b an i in front of the no my bad

Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
I get presents on the 25th of dec thats As close as I get to religion. religion is for the weak minded who cant accept when we die thats it... shit I hope god cant read computers...

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
I'm an agnostic Unitarian Universalist.

'Skiing is so sick... I don't even understand how cool it is.'
- Luke Waldo, after watching WSKI106
 
^word, but not only for death, other troubles in life too. Well I think if my parents had raised me as a christian kid I might have believed in god, religion is just a tradition anywayz that kids get taught and kids are naive so they believe in it fot the rest of thier lives.

im a skier thats it

Gravity sucks

God created alcohol so that ugly ppl could still have sex.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
im catholic, but i dont believe in anything cuz everything is horse crap

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^very true. religion isnt about faith any more these days. your religion has to do with who you're raised by and where you are raised. you dont choose your faith, you are brought up with it. if we were born in Iraq with muslim parents, we'd all be muslim. thats one of the many faults of religion. its location, not faith.

 
publicenemy10, you are 99% right. I from Utah and was raised as a mormon. I see the gullibility of those who were raised as I. But that doesn't mean that it is always completely wrong. Mormons teach that it is more than tradition, though many mormons treat it that way. Mormon leaders and doctrine repeatedly express the concept of gaining a personal witness, not just do what you were raised doing. It's messed up to see how many people, including mormons, approach it.

 
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hey Roman Catholics i just realized that our entire religion is based on cannibalism. hell ya transubstantiation...

o ya some old lady had a heart attack while I was in church on Sunday. the priest told us to focus on the mass and he restarted after the commotion and kept going while they were strapping her to a backboard and everything. she was screaming the entire time. it was messed up.

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

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'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway

 
i am a christian and if you say that christianity is not based on faith, but on tradition and family tradition. God has the power to change any person regardles of age, race, family, home country, or past (earthly)sins. But he gives us the choice to accept or reject him, and i feel that it is my job as a christian to spread this message with those who have never heard it. If you wonder what is required of you, in order to follow christ, read John chapter 6 verse 29, it states that the work of god is to believe in the one he has sent. That is the only thing that God requires of me and every other person.

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^sorry about preaching, got excited lol

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well if anyone has any questions about mormons from a non biased view im the one to talk to, growing up in utah, not being mromon will change your whole perspective on shit.

religion isnt for people who dont want to accept death or whatever was said earlier. religion is good in a sense that it teaches good moral values, most of the time. religion is for people who cant figure things out or want to accept new ideas.

heres a good question for a mormon, just seeing if you can answer it.

i dont know what you guys think of adultry, but your prophets (brigham and joseph) sure believed in it. they had more than 1 wife, this means they werent faithful to one woman, thus making them commit one of sins that send you to hell. so if your prophet commited one of the sins that sends you to hell... doesnt that mean that your religion is created by a person who doesnt obey gods orders?

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your statement shows how much you know about the history of the church. if theyre going to hell for 'adultry' ( the word youre looking for is polygamy, the having of more than one spouse) then i guess theyre going to be there with the patriarchs of ancient times like abraham issac jacob and melkhezidek, all of whom had multiple wives. some early mormon leaders did have plural wives, but they were married to em. so, sorry, but no adultry there.

and before you all get bent out of shape over this little issue of semantics, let me point out a few things about the church and polygamy.

i already noted that it was a common practice among the prophets of the old testament, so anyone who is getting ready to cast it aside as demonry should think long and hard over that one.

second, you have to know a bit about the context in which plural marrige was practiced. the whole thing was only ever practiced by select people, the most notorious of which, obviously was brigham young in the utah territory. at the time that this was at its height, the majority of the mormons had just come across the praries from illonois and missouri, where they were being killed on a regular basis. if you want a quick look into their life on the plains, look up the martin and willy handcart companies. insodoing, you would undoubtedly read about conditions not dissimilar from the donner party, only taking place on the plains of wyoming. many of the men died on the plains, forefitting food and warm clothing that their families would survive. this left a good deal husbandless women and fatherless children in the salt lake valley in the 1840's and 50's.

polygamy in a way acted as a type of social welfare program for these people. im sure that most people think of some crazy orgies with all 34 or however many wives at once and all that. now, im not a scholar on the subject, but i highly doubt that that ever happened.

next, you have to understand the theological basis for the thing. the church claims to be a restoration of the enitre gosepel, as it has always existed. in order for this to go forward, all facets of that religion that was practiced by everyone from adam on down to moses down to christ had to be restored. just as there was polygamy and sacrifice in judea as part of gods religion, these things, in theory had to be restored as well. and just as there came a time when those things were done away with as offical doctrine (in the meridian of time) such was the case in the 1890's when the law of the country demanded it. another basic tennent of the mormon ideal is to obey the law of the land.

so at any rate, hopefully that illustrates the nature of the whole polygamy thing a little bit. and in denoument, i would reiderate that this has nothing to do with adultery, which we do think is sinnful. and basically retarded. you shouldnt have to be religious to see that one.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I love the Story of Abraham and his son Isaac. In fact, bible stories are beautiful. It's a beautiful book....and the cathedrals of my city inspire me to feel something (i don't know what, if u asked me)... but I'm no christian. I believe in myself, don't need a support. My grand parents are catholics. But religion is loosing it's battle over here.

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Sick and Tired.
 
Meh-Conscious Buddhist- which means, I don't have a shaved head, I'm not always nice, I live in the real world and I have to deal with it. Pure enlightenment is sitting under the Bohdi Tree and it's not for me. However, I do practice meditations, follow various practices, am generally a very kind person, but I'm not an idiot and I don't ignore what's going on around me-although, perhaps it may seem it at times. That's just a defense mechanism.

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people are looking for a fight on this one... im a born again Christian MK in France previously and now in Sweden spreading the Good News to all people...john 3:16 youz...

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