People that have to say they are "country" and make videos of themselves acting "country".
Ricers
People who say muscle cars can't turn.
Skinny jeans and snowpants.
My paranoia about everything relating to mountain biking, skiing, and anything about my truck. Mostly referring to flat tires and broken equipment.
People that talk about things they no diddly squat about.
The dreaded epidemic of gapers.
The feeling of getting sick
Swaggots
People at the gym who watch you work out because you're moving all over the place and the people who don't do a full range of motion while working out. Also Big guys with big ass arms that have chicken legs. Doesn't look healthy.