Fat people who don't work out because they "love their curves." You don't fucking love your body, you're just too fucking lazy to go to the gym and need this lame excuse to make yourself feel better. Keep crying yourself to sleep at night into that pint of ice cream instead of hitting the gym and running around the block, it's working wonders!
People who judge other people based on what they drive. Yes, I drive a VW AND a Subaru. No, I am not a stance queen, dubber, or Ken Block wannabe. Yes, I like the way they look, sound, and drive. Yes, my cars are significantly faster than your mid '90s hand-me-down sedan. No, that does not make me a douchebag or give you the right to judge me. No, I am not 100% loyal to these brands. No, I do not believe they are the best car brands in the universe. Oh...I also think tastefully lifted trucks/dedicated trail rigs are cool as fuck and, no, that doesn't make me a redneck or a bro.
Girls who think they are way hotter than they are and get mad if you don't give them attention when they're prancing around with their tits half out near you at the bar trying to get free drinks.
Guys who try to fight you if you accidentally bump into them.
Slow people in the left lane of the highway that won't let you pass, then when you finally say fuck it and try to pass on the right, they try to match your speed.
People who think they're Paul Walker and try to practice for Race Wars by blazing past traffic only to slam on the brakes and cut you off when their lane abruptly ends.
People who call things "gay" that they don't like.
Skinny jeans on men
Anything related to #swag or #YOLO
Probably lots of other stuff that I'm not thinking of at the moment.