What makes YOU a badass?

[sammiedee]

Explain yourself. caps lock necessary
Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.

 

[eheath]

That's only bad ass if its on a cookie tray.

 

[HR8938Cephei]

I, DISREGARD women and AQUIRE currency!

 

[Dainsey]

 

[twintip_payne]

i fucked magic Johnson. WITHOUT A CONDOM

 

[ECB]

You jib my car also, and we try to jib guidos......

 

[hue.]

i poop with the door open IN PUBLIC WASHROOMS

 

[.brian]

i eat nails for breakfast. WITH NO MILK.

 

[Gnarshred]

I can back flip on skis. No big deal.

 

[FerrisBueller]

i eat babies, WITH BBQ SAUCE! /claim

 

[TechnoPotamus]

I was pulled over for littering and.....littering and.... littering and..... SMOKIN THE REEFER

 

[dreadyboy]

I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!

 

[jakepwilliams]

my nuts are on yo chin. ON YO CHIN

 

[.jesus.]

I KNIT HEADBANDS

 

[Zump.]

i have sex. WITH NO CONDOMS

 

[BigJew]

I don't wipe my ass WHEN I TAKE A HUGE SHIT!!!

 

[vincentlee223]

When i leave a restaurant and the mint tray in the front says "Take One", I take TWO!

 

[Steeze_Cake]

i screwed your mom, and survived the rug burn/ claim

 

[Joepat75]

i get out of my reclining chair WITHOUT UNRECLINING IT

 

[ECB]

I CHALLENGE PISS

 

[powday]

i eat babies

 

[anxju]

i smoke weed

 

[sammiedee]

lies!

 

[DrZoidberg]

HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I?

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe, while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

SKIING AT MY LOCAL SLEDDING HILL AND GETTING WEIRD LOOKS FROM KIDS AT MY SCHOOL! They still think I was skiing down the hill for the sake of going downhill. It's only around 100 yards. They didn't see the 2 rails and ramp we had obviously.

 

[lorida]

I WEAR MY NY HAT........

BACKWARDS!

YEESSSSAAAA

 

[no_steeze]

if BITCHES be up in my shit i FUCK THEM if they're HOT and if they're BRUTE ass HOES i fucking PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

 

[Zump.]

hahahaha win

 

[bk47]

i sled down hills without wearing full body protection

 

[garrettwiz]

i dont shake. AFTER I PISS

 

[StevenSegal]

because I sit at night and HOPE someone kicks in my door.

 

[gstaff]

Im double jointed in my finger. TWO WAYS

 

[GoonThug]

i'll eat your dick LIKE KOBIASHI!

 

[hanksy]

I once beat up a guy without even touchin' him

 

[theblackrod]

my business is SNAPPING NECKS AND CASHING CHECKS

 

[spidey]

i have avatar on dvd. that shits still in theaters yooo

 

[SteezyOhio]

woaw mister, does your mother know about your badassness.

Me? i ride a scooter without a helmet....!!!!!11

 

[apcaipse]

I PISS INTO THE WIND!!!!

 

[soulskier]

my street cred is over one million.

I JUST HIT THE PERIOD BUTTON REALLY HARD FOR EMPHASIS

 

[*simba*]

When people say hello to me, I reply with "Who the fuck do you think your talking to?!" Then I punch them in the throat.

And I disregard women and acquire currency.

 

[jamodeo]

i cork nines and SNORT LINES

 

[Malcolm]

in kindergarten i brought in a shoelace for show and tell

 

[Zoro]

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

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WITHOUT ANY MILK.

 

[soulskier]

I make two worthless posts in a thread, WITHOUT THINKING TWICE

 

[SteezyOhio]

when i walk into a store and a girl asks "if i'd like to see whats for sale" i respond with, "girl, why dont you show me whats NOT for sale! And while your at it, why dont i buy you a new outfit, this aint 1999 anymore."

 

[aquinn]

the length of my penis is 1/2 inch... HARD!!@1123!

 

[bstuck1]

I put my pants on TWO LEGS AT A TIME

 

[blindside]

I watched the hangover.. AND DIDN'T LIKE IT

 

[CoonKiller]

i go in doors that say EXIT ONLY>FUCK YEEEEAAAAA

 

[Smuffy]

i write SEARCHBAR, WITHOUT SEARCHBARRING

 

[Alex.B]

I still play Gamecube

 

[Half-Blood]

That just makes you stupid..