What makes girls horny

360 degree hair coverage drives girls off the wall. so do nice triceps. and bums.

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
also a swift cock slap across the face,

if you go to a ski forum to figure out how to get laid, you have more problems than just getting a girl horney

 
have her sit on your lap and then say "lets talk about the first thing that pops up"

or take an ice cube crush it, and then say "ok I broke the ice, lets have sex"

 
boobs

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
more specifically, my boobs

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
my []D[][]\/[][]D hand

and your kicks gotta be fly

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
deffitely alcohol

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
sucking their nipples makes em sweat before you get down to the real stuff

SKATEBOARDING

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
 
i dun wan' none of that, Im a Daper Dan Man!

_______________________________________

Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
yup, just alcohol. that's all it takes. or give her a real sexy massage or something. that'll get her goin'

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

_________________________

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Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
^is your name really KY-kelly?

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
yeah for sure, girls like to be touched. so just lay her down, close her eyes, and caress her skin man. if you do it right, she'll fuckin jump on you and take you all night long. you just gotta be soft and gentle with her

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

_________________________

-
Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
throw in a big lip. That'll get the girls.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
^no that's not what i meant. i was asking if your screenname was actually named after KY sexual lubricant

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
hahahaahahh priceless post

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit
 
hha strode i get it

say it as K.Y. Kelly, not kykelly. as in k.y. jelly

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
knowin someone is a skier is a big turn on.. but back massages, like hand under the shirt massages are defffffinatly where its at.

 
in the words of the immortal jack black "fuck her gently"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

*NS Skateboarders*
 
when guys put their hands on my thighs, or whisper in my ears! That gets me going and is really hot!

So Seductive!
 
Caressing their skin is probobly one of the biggest. There's a little bitch-ass on our team that we call Ky.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
 
teasing a girl my running your fingertips all over her body except her special places usually works. Running a finger tip down the lower spine of my ex used to drive her nuts.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
^ Oh I bet you just explode in your pants when he takes his tounge and slips it into your ass-crack huh?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
 
dude you just gotta know where she likes to be touched. honestly, find the clit and the g spot and you are all set (once she lets you in). i was hookin up with an abstinent girl about a month ago, and she let me finger her through her pants, and i was so fucking good that at about 2 oclock this morning she decided abstinence wastn her thing

 
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