What makes a shredder?

Govygen_gourmet

Govygen_gourmet

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What makes a person a shredder?

imo a shredder is one who constantly works at progressing their style, technicality, and overall pizzazz in their respective discipline be it Skiing, Snowboarding, Skateboarding, or Paper Shredding.

A shredder also is capable of downing a whole 6 pack of blue collar beer in mere minutes. The females get wet when they see a young buck shredder they can sense the sweat glands and see the shredder has been shredding hard. They follow them to their place of shred to watch them put on their display they then leave their non shredder husband and kids to mate with the young shredder.
 
that rando locdawg old guy whos been shredding your resort for decades with a ice block for a beard and a smile

and I got mad respect for the local rippers who don't consider skiing to be their living or means of it, have some sort of job in the city, but still get out a few times/week and shred for the soul. Soul shredders, basically. Anyone out for the pure love. Doesn't matter if its the FWT pro or the grizzly old vet.
 
someone who looks for new ways to hit a feature/no speed checks or doesnt show nerves only stoke

have to be a bit crazy
 
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