What is your rowdiest claim?

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What lines at big ski areas or Backcountry spots have earned you significant GNAR points? Let's see whose ski penis is the biggest. This thread is for pros too, y'all are too humble.

Straight-lined Alta Zero on closing day at JH.

Now u
 
Straight lined some drops on Das Boat/Toilet Bowl at Grand Targhee. Was pretty stoked considering how we don't have terrain that large in the midwest.
 
Almost jumped straight into a snow gun tower (at pretty high speed) after misjudging my angle of takeoff on a berm.
 
When I was 6 I wanted to show my mom how sick of a skier I was. Steepish bunny slope. Straight tucked it like a boss, pow flying up off my skis. Huge smile, killing it. Then both tips caught dub ejected to my face in a wet pile of sadness and regret.
 
Straight lined the bunny slope on my 3rd run skiing of my life. Made it to the bottom before crashing /Claim

Got Full Tilts /Claim

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I competed in the olympics /claim.

My rowdiest claim to date is hitting the triple at the water ramps (big boy ariels jump) from the very top of the drop in and doing a single backflip.
 
pyramid gap in 2002 on some skinny planks in marginal conditions. Fell 3 times on inrun. scary shit. On 4th try absolutely compressed before takeoff and got way back seat and went thru the air upside down. Hit top of landing ass first and both skis blew off 50 feet below. cheers to being 19 and dumb!
 
One time i went to bed without brushing my teeth but my mom knew cause

She felt my brush and that shit was dry.

True story.

Also im accualy dolan which is to say i own all of you.
 
I was feeling it one day and sent a backie off the cannon at beaver creek and this little kid missed the shot
 
Backflipped Corbet’s Couloir

Just kidding I dropped that shit like normal and stomped it and then laid into a hard left carve where my toe piece decided to go on strike and then I proceeded to do the worst tomohawk I’ve ever done in my entire life right in front of the tram.

I looked like a weenie and no one knew it wasn’t my fault :(

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I was up at Mary Jane a while back and lapping the tree runs on the Challenger lift. I was cruising Corona Way to get back and screwing around on the berms and caught an edge riding switch and tumbled off the catwalk. I rolled all the way down the hill in the powder and ended up about 5 ft away from the half frozen creek at the bottom. It took about 20 min to get my shit together and climb back up to the catwalk and got a bunch of weird looks as I clawed my way back onto the groomer.
 
Dropped into the 2nd notch on East wall at abay. Did it proper with no hiking in. Just 15 feet of straightline into a beaut of a line. Like being shot out of a cannon.
 
Changing my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,

"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by
 
Straightlined elk ridge at snowbasin at the end of a 45 degree day with mad slush moguls. Hit 68mph. Barely made it to strawberry it was so slow on last chance.
 
I made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"
 
13967122:DeebieSkeebies said:
I made Snowbird's instagram and other social media feeds like 2-3 years ago on a mid-april blower day......I somehow managed to get firsties up Gadzoom and then firsties up Gad II, and then proceeded to slash and burn all the way down STH right under the lift. Come home, see this cool picture that my friends all tagged me in with like hundreds of likes and shares, and im all like "lol oh shit thats me"
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did you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page
 
13967150:everlast said:
did you get any pussy or ass out of it???

and did any girls hit u up wanting to give u blowjobs after u made the instagram page
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he got 10pussy and 4.5 ass
 
Once at a-bay when I was like 12 went under a rope and hit a small “cliff” landed way forward and tomahawked right under the chair
 
13966927:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Changing my claim, today when I was waiting in the liftline a ski patroller came up to me, hadn't even skied a run yet and said,

"We've got a lot of people up here today so take it easy"

Have been going just as hard and slashed whenever ski patrol says slow down as I whiz by
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Little Cottonwood in a nutshell.
 
Skied get serious chutes at snowbird ass naked and it ended up being rock hard above the takeoff for the cliff, overall not ideal would recommend doing this in temps > 30F.
 
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