What is the stupidest thing you did this week?

Nieds

Nieds

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I spray-painted Free Candy on the side of my van in the school parking lot. I thought it was funny, my principals, the police, and my parents did not.

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Punched my alarm clock really hard after I realized that it was completely broken and doesn't make noise anymore. Made me late as fuck for work.
 
Had sex with a chubby I met on tinder.

Note to myself: NEVER USE TINDER TO HOOK UP ANYMORE!
 
well today is monday, so the week has only just begun. (still many stupid things to come)

but i tend to do something stupid everyday. the highlight last week was letting my camera fall down on a tripod and break the lens.
 
Ah yes, I forgot it was monday. Felt like Sunday due to the long weekend. Even though technically Sunday is the beginning of the week.
 
Emptied a bongs water in to a cup, which I placed on my desk. Of course in my drunk and high state I knocked the cup over, spilling all over half my desk.

So I move the cup to the other side of my desk and wipe down the desk of all the water

not one second after I finished wiping down that spill I knocked the rest of the cup over on the other side of the desk
 
High as fuck on friday, went to get some sodas and some gum and was going to pay with my debit card and I was so high that I forgot the passcode. Had to walk away defeated with my hands empty.
 
not bitch slapping my ex girlfriend of three yrs who just broke up with me over a text. what a bitch, she deserves a good backhand . haha jks, but really
 
why the fuck would you ever buy a van like that in the first place? That's a more of a stupid move than spray painting it
 
climbed to the roof of a condo building thats being built near my house, got noticed by someone apparently who called the cops, then three cruisers showed up and the girl i was with and I had to hide on the roof for about 45 minutes while cops with flashlights looked all around the construction site, then left.

and it was sorta raining / sleet. coulda been worse i guess, we got away fine.
 
Dropped a ring down my sink, unscrewed the pipe to get it out. The pipe was full of water so i pored it into the sink.... My floor got all wet and I felt like the Idiot that I am.
 
This is hilarious in that "I would probably do the same thing but it's funny because it happened to you and not me" kind of way. I just pictured you realizing what was going on while mid-pour and lol'd big time.
 
Get a weld in cage with frame tie ins. Proceed to roll away.

As for me, I was semi-lost after a road trip and couldn't remember if i lived on mountain view avenue, road, drive, or fucking boulevard. I confused the shit out of myself and maps.
 
Haha yeah I was going to mention that I was in my rock crawler and on a closed blm road seeing what all the fuss was about.

And while its still not "legal", no one was put at risk by my drunken fun.
 
Hey, from all the rolls I've watched, only one person was ever actually injured. I wish my friends could understand that my jeep on wide ass tires and an aftermarket cage is safer than their subaru
 
It seemed like a good idea at the time. I always wanted to do it and my friend had spray-paint at school so I did. But I guess it wasn't the best thing to do haha.
 
I got it for free from my grandparents, so i'm not complaining. It's also great for sleeping in at bush parties and other stuff like that so it's really not that bad.
 
Hence forth I have not done anything retarded but the first day back to school I forgot my friends name even though we've been buds for about a year and he was cheesed for a while but it's good now
 
As far as a ski whip, if its the allwheel drive, those Astros are killer. First off you can damn near stand up in it, great for changing. Decent mileage, cheap to fix, and room for every fucking thing you own.

...so you must think the traveling circus van was a terrible choice too.
 
forgot a bag of weed in my backpack from sunday night, opened my bag in class, looked at the bag, and took it out not knowing what it was. Teacher was in the room, didn't notice/know it was me.

 
Why the fuck not? OP's van is chill as fuck. Road trips, storage, fucking girls, intimidating people. Endless opportunities really...
 
>got drunk

>blew a few lines of coke

>convinced I was no longer drunk

>drank more

>coke wore off

>laid down

>spins

>vomit
 
In all seriousness though, probably not rushing to the bathroom fast enough when I had to vomit. That's not that bad though, pretty solid week so far.
 
Clicked on a link to reddit from my cousin.

Suzie walks into the living room where her Daddy is watchin TV on a Friday night.

Suzie: "Dad...can I have the car tonight?"

Daddy: "Nah, I don't think so Suzie."

Suzie: "Oh, please Dad....please please please....I'll do anything to get the car tonight. I want to go out with my friends SO bad."

Daddy: "You'll do anything?"

Suzie: "Anything!"

Daddy: "Ok, well....give Daddy a little head and you can have the car."

Suzie thinks about it for a minute, but she wants to go out so bad, she decides to do it and starts sucking on Daddy's pecker.

Suzie: "DAD! Your dick tastes like SHIT!"

Dad: "Oh darn, that's right...your brother got the car tonight."

 
Agreeing to work two consecutive 14 hour snow making shifts in a span of 48 hours. I have to be back at work in 5 hours and i have yet to fall asleep. yolo?
 
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