What is the laziest thing u have ever done

JevanqauviousIII

JevanqauviousIII

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My personal best experience of being lazy was when I woke up from a snow day experience all cuddled up into my bed it was comfy but my door was slightly ajar so the monsters could get in. Instead of calling my mom or getting up to close the door I put the tv on as loud as I could until my mom came down to tell me to turn it down I then asked her to close the door fully???
 
Took a 7$ Uber ride to go 3 blocks cause I was too stoned to walk home and also kind of afraid of the local crackhead
 
topic:JevanqauviousIII said:
My personal best experience of being lazy was when I woke up from a snow day experience all cuddled up into my bed it was comfy but my door was slightly ajar so the monsters could get in. Instead of calling my mom or getting up to close the door I put the tv on as loud as I could until my mom came down to tell me to turn it down I then asked her to close the door fully???
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that's literally insane bro ? ain't nobody beating that
 
Monster’s must be lazy too if they didn’t get you by the time mommy came

topic:JevanqauviousIII said:
My personal best experience of being lazy was when I woke up from a snow day experience all cuddled up into my bed it was comfy but my door was slightly ajar so the monsters could get in. Instead of calling my mom or getting up to close the door I put the tv on as loud as I could until my mom came down to tell me to turn it down I then asked her to close the door fully???
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This summer I might fabricate a hose into my tent so I can piss in it during the night and it will flow outside.

maybe I’ll even find a way to attach it to my penis before I fall asleep. Then I can pee in my dreams :)
 
Went through a drive-thru at McDonalds.. fuck when you think about the idea of drive-thru's they're the laziest things ever invented by mankind.
 
14596846:TheMailMan said:
Went through a drive-thru at McDonalds.. fuck when you think about the idea of drive-thru's they're the laziest things ever invented by mankind.
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I used to live in a very busy city like 2 minutes from a chik fil A. During lunchtime, the line for the drive thru would wrap 3x around the building. I sat through it one day just out of curiosity how long it would take. 30 minutes. It generally took me just a few minutes to get my food inside
 
14597689:Rparr said:
I used to live in a very busy city like 2 minutes from a chik fil A. During lunchtime, the line for the drive thru would wrap 3x around the building. I sat through it one day just out of curiosity how long it would take. 30 minutes. It generally took me just a few minutes to get my food inside
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people turn into idiots when it comes to drive-throughs. instead of walking inside and it taking 5 minutes they get into a long line and then act surprised that it took a long time to get their food
 
14597689:Rparr said:
I used to live in a very busy city like 2 minutes from a chik fil A. During lunchtime, the line for the drive thru would wrap 3x around the building. I sat through it one day just out of curiosity how long it would take. 30 minutes. It generally took me just a few minutes to get my food inside
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14597818:SofaKingSick said:
people turn into idiots when it comes to drive-throughs. instead of walking inside and it taking 5 minutes they get into a long line and then act surprised that it took a long time to get their food
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it's absolutely bizzare what goes through these people's minds sometimes. All NPC characters
 
Cat: yelled in the corridor, came out to look, and sat down with his body on his eggs and was too lazy to get up...)
 
So be me. The closest sink from my dorm room is quite a ways away. I happen to be an avid ramen fan and I also don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom to drain my ramen. So I created a funnel system to fill up empty sweet tea jugs with ramen water to save myself a marathon of a walk every time I want to make ramen. Now I only have to dispose of my ramen water once a month
 
14598538:Thegenericskier said:
So be me. The closest sink from my dorm room is quite a ways away. I happen to be an avid ramen fan and I also don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom to drain my ramen. So I created a funnel system to fill up empty sweet tea jugs with ramen water to save myself a marathon of a walk every time I want to make ramen. Now I only have to dispose of my ramen water once a month
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sorry to make this weird(er) but that's like a piss jug system except for ramen

 
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