WHAT IS AFTERBANG!?!?!?!?

[AlbinoAnimal]

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT AFTERBANG WHAT IS IT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE HALP ME OUT PLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

[Parker.]

when your shins hurt the next day from stomping too many tricks.

n00b

 

[gordie.]

i dont know... i think it has something to do with that tom walshy dude? or is it tam wullisch

 

[radoripper]

you are thinking of aftershave. you put it on after shaving and it helps cool your skin.

mods, you should move this to non-ski gabber.

 

[dave...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

 

[Parker.]

urban dictionary defines afterbang as:

Afterbang

23 up, 9 down

After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing

your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second

or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.

Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.

 

[mski]

Something about shitting yourself just as you land, go ahead...try it

 

[KjellEllefson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h990PykfgQ

watch brogan ski away

that IS afterbang

 

[Bean_Slc]

ahh you dick

 

[goneforever]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/365469/

 

[andy_boy]

wow that's the funniest thing I have ever seen

sorry but.. what a clown..

 

[MrJesseHealy]

Oh eff you

 

[debrickshaw]

hahhahaha...ass lol

 

[TheMajesticLife]

this is just like the brogun thread

 

[Peter.]

definition of afterbang is jon brogan

 

[Blurst]

yah he has mad afterband but it just looks goofy and not natural at all

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

yeah, it just looks ridiculus.

 

[flatspinner]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/365469/

 

[constpapa]

 

[constpapa]

 

[Fintendo]

Desperate compensation for lack of style after landing-Afterbang (2002)

 

[twix_182]

it's those morning after pills the ladies take after a night in question

 

[B-VUR]

Jon brogun has steez, but his afterbang is so noticable. Tom woolandish has steezy afterbang! check that G STAR

 

[blindside]

its that feeling you get when you just finished having sex

 

[Rooddss]

I hate you

 

[GetPitted]

I thought it was when you knocked her up?

 

[THE-GHOST]

yahh, brogan looks like a fucking clown

 

[vzdz]

nah brogan has been doing that for days, hes the orig, he makes it look fresh

 

[raddar]

creator: youre not tanner, you cant post in all caps

and afterbang is robot food.

 

[nkinsman10]

damn how did i let this happen

 

[Gharf]

hahah

and guys stop the hate on brogan he outskis 99% of us.

And no one gives a shit about what you think is not cool.

just stop the hate, it reminds me of that dumb burton thread filled of hate towerds skiers.

cmon we are better than that.

just don t hate.

 

[WhoWantIt]

The searchbar has crazy afterbang.

 

[N.O.B]

Hornbeck afterbanged in 04-05

 

[denmarkskier]

if you need to ask about afterbang then you dont deserve to know what it is

 

[Lemuel]

yea im pretty sure hornbeck was the original afterbanger. now its just getting out of hand

 

[PBraunstein]

idk... ive seen some older footy of mik D where there's some definitive afterbang

 

[E.C.]

haha that guy at the end was so funny and yes thats afterbang

 

[GetPitted]

This is getting so out of hand.

We've all used the word "steeze" for who the hell knows how long

Steeze is combonation of the two words style and ease. Style is what some of the part in which comes natural. And ease is the part where you are actually TRYING to make the trick look easy.

So for the people who are completely oblivious and cant open their eyes. Afterbang has been around for a long while. You were just to stupid to notice. And please stop calling it afterbang. It's called a damn ride away.

 

[flatspinner]

Umm...snowboarders afterbanged in like....2001

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

god damnit...

 

[Kevski]

Hahaha, kinda hate you now.

I hate how afterbang is looked at as a trick now, it should be natural. Like Mik D or Tod Walnuts or Corey Vanular

 

[dave...]

it could have been worst...2 girls 1 cup!

 

[SteveStepp]

Its making bomb holes in tha landing from stompin' too damn hard

Then riding away switch to your nearest gas station

 

[Malcolm]

lol^

 

[b-kul]

I DONT KNOWZ!!!11!!!!!1!!!1!!1111!!1!

 

[averyshyra]

ya... afterbang is just forced landings..landing with ur hands right at ur hips and body stiff
some people think it looks gay, i do, but the only person that i think pulls it off and stilll looks insane is Tom Wallisch.i mean ya he does it, but not off everything, and the kid slays it, so if its his style, then so be it.
thats my outlook on it

 

[Karcher]

hahahhaahaha thats great

 

[steve.o]

word up, nuf said

 

[Smuffy]

tim wallnuts?

 

[Proze]

Afterbang is an imaginary skiing style that is applied to skiers better than the ones who are applying it

 

[Smuffy]

that wouldve just been just plain cruel.