What If 1000___________(fill in the blank)

[Freshbakedbread]

What if 1000________________
Fill In The Blank
Examples:
Native Americans rose from the ground
Balloons were attached to me
brontosauruses jumped through a hoop in a row
religious figures played a game of paintball

3,2,1... GO

 

[Shreddysaurus]

dildos got shoved up your ass.

 

[GratefulDead]

cats were in your anus

 

[Crack.]

noobs gtfo

 

[mr.green]

what if 1000 unicorns raped you

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

golins

 

[Freshbakedbread]

mice bit your dick

 

[84891jnf92048]

tiny mechanical ants burrowed up your penis

 

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

fireflies lit up the skies

 

[84891jnf92048]

shitty threads like this were made

 

[Kangbang]

threads like the 53 page mod thread was made

 

[Blake.P]

Win

 

[Steezyskis303]

was multiplied by 9.00000000000001

 

[messplay]

airplanes in the night sky became shooting stars?

would you still want that wish?

 

[MACAQUE]

Bees stung your right testicle

 

[Phog.]

Iroquois lacrosse players couldn't get their passports -----> no shows to nationals

 

[Freshbakedbread]

pink flamingoes fought 1000 lawn gnomes

 

[bromigo]

eheath's where on NS

 

[Balto]

girls sucked my D

oh wait....

 

[hokkanee]

NS noobs killed themselves

 

[omnomnom]

what if 1000 posts happened in my profile!?!?? TONIGHT!?!?!?!?

 

[84891jnf92048]

you would be a post whore. just go to that insane mod thread

 

[uni-corn]

I'll go get my friends.

 

[TotallyTrevor]

cemetaries exploded.

 

[skithecanada]

If 4000 midgets laid with me in my bed.

 

[steezenskis]

no, try again.that does not fill in the blank corectly

 

[TOK]

trolls were trolling at once

 

[grifftang]

 

[Stickity]

accidentally the whole thing

 

[585.]

quality thread is quality.

 

[DJ_Pauly_D]

was divided by 0... ohh shit

 

[Scott0_robot0]

what if 1000 wasnt even 1000 what if it actually turned out to be like 11 or something thats some trippy shit right there brooooo

 

[TotallyTrevor]

pages made this the longest thread ever.

inb4 1000 pages.

 

[LukeB]

fuckin magnets...

 

[ski2sky.]

homeless people lived in ur room

 

[cooper.fry]

hahahaha fuck i loled

 

[cooper.fry]

What if in 1000 years we have a SECOND black president..

 

[Veggiz]

got divided by zero?

 

[Freshbakedbread]

nooooo

 

[987321654hgfd]

took a dump on your chest.

 

[Freshbakedbread]

1000 whats?

 

[987321654hgfd]

Male prostitutes took a dump on your chest.

 

[Freshbakedbread]

better

 

[Freshbakedbread]

cubic miles of snow fell every second all year round, everywhere

 

[EthanJPAskier]

seabass's swam up your ass

 

[FBGM]

psyche

also i lol'd really hard at the comments here.

 

[Freshbakedbread]

hahaha, so funny to imagine

 

[canterbury]

monkeys followed you around everywhere you went, throwing poop at you.

 

[Jwalk]

boom roasted!

 

[TotallyTrevor]

skiers, started snowboarding.

 

[Spillway_East]

baseball bats were shoved up your ass