What I want on a cell phone

[hans_aschim]

A lighter

A bottle opener

A digital thermometer

A windmeter (for kiteboarding)

I would trade my 80s quality camera, ability to play tetris, and world clock for any of these. Any other requests/ideas?

 

[SteveStepp]

iPhone has all that

 

[garrett.]

and more!

 

[slimbruddah]

It's true.

 

[flyinghighagain]

i would like a digital scale built into my fone

 

[skierdudeguy]

iPhone.

 

[flyinghighagain]

haha i wish

 

[BFFset.]

yourPhone has that? bad grammar by the way

 

[emopoppins]

all the same features are on the blackberry, but no one knows because the creators didn't have the billion dollar dick to shove into our consumer driven mouths.

 

[bp.lando]

what your referring is to is called an effective marketing campaign

 

[garrett.]

was this dick made out of quarters? cuz that would be a huge dick

 

[Alkyy]

pennies....its crazy

 

[WikiWiki]

a windmeter- its called an anometer- besides that a cigar cutter and a yoohoo

 

[japanada]

yepyep, that what happens when you got the money. you can push a shitty product and make it seem like gods gift to phones.

 

[bp.lando]

i dont know how you can call it shitty have you used one, Multitouch is one of the best technologies i've ever used

 

[TheButterHashira]

i would like a spork on my phone. wait no id rather have a phone on my spork

 

[jadHafeedChris]

i hope everyone with an iphone drops it and it just shatters completely

 

[PilleDaKid]

Sporks are great. There like a spoon and a fork.

 

[SlickRick.]

better known as a foonk

 

[TheButterHashira]

theyre *MAGICAL!*

 

[PilleDaKid]

haha this reminded me of the wendys comercials with the "socwid" and the "sfoon". I dont know if thoughs are right but those commercials were great.

 

[jadHafeedChris]

wendys pwns

 

[TheButterHashira]

I deserver a hot juicy burger.

and so do you!

 

[jadHafeedChris]

And you!