What happens when you turn 17?

your penis grows one extra centimeteryou get slightly less angstyeasier to fake being 18 to buy boooze (in canada)
 
well, you're graduating or have graduated high school. will be or are starting college. you'll get in less shit for sex and drugs, and it's your last year free of a permanent criminal record, if that's your thing. people start taking you a bit more seriously. you probably get to stay out later and go more places, get a slightly cooler job. basically, you can start dismantling your training wheels and you don't have to take life seriously yet. enjoy it dude.
 
If you're lucky you'll bone your first girlIf that's allready happened, you'll get lucky and bone another girl....
 
in NJ you get your license so I was pretty stoked I could finally drive myself around. in other states though I guess it's less exciting.
 
If you think turning 17 is boring wait till you turn 22, Nobody cares, the last Birthday anybody really wants to celebrate is 21
 
well, i could buy M-rated games from those douchey stores where they don't let you buy them unless you're 17 (EB, HMV, etc.)

just a couple of days ago i had to buy Bioshock for my 16 year-old friend at EB, they carded me and everything (bunch of douches).
 
yeah, and once you pass 24, you realize you have to party again so you can avoid the fact that you realize how fucking old you're getting...except no one can party because they have work or a baby...
 
NOT pointless

17 is the age where a kid is recognized by anyone that he ore she is ready for sex, no matter what. you may have sex before this time, but you wont be ready, and it wont be as good as sex when and after you are 17
 
17 is amazing.
you have one more year to do whatever the fuck you want. but if you get a minor your parents still find out.
19 is not fun because you still cant drink legally and you can get in trouble for just about anything
 
you must know some fucking lame people if that's the case...
then again, it wouldn't be all that surprising if the only people you hang out with are a bunch of squares who don't party.
 
You can get into R rated movies awesome

and by M rated video games if youre bored which helps in the summer
 
well in the US you can drive after midnight, michigan anyways

M rated video games

i'd have to say the only useless birthday in the 16-21 range is your 20th

because when your 19 you can at least go to canada and drink
 
my 17th was the worst fuckin day of my life. i got rejected by a girl, madddd people forgot it was my birthday, and all i got was a new ski bag.
 
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