"hi this is jay's cell phone i like long walks on the beach, i enjoy picnics, and i like my mom shes nice to me. the reason i didnt answer was because im not here so leave a message and i'll get back to you"
It used to be a recording of the A team theme, but then when I started getting voicemails from somewhat weirded out MD's I figured I better change it to something a bit more professional.