What do you think about skiing naked?

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at this one cross country ski race it was about o degrees and you know cross country skiers wear spandex, there were kids crying in the locker room after the race because their jewels got so cold. all i did was laugh
 
i did it once on a school night ski trip, but didnt realize that there was an off duty chief of police on my school trip. i ended up getting caught, and now i cant go on school trips anymore, i was also grounded for 2 months, but ski season was over anyway so it didnt matter
 
Why ski naked and get cold when you could just be naked in a warm, luxorious hotel room with beautiful rich women, who are also naked...hmmmmm....
 
i should also mention that i skiied summit to the ski racks at the bottom on the busiest trail. i had friends waiting with towels and a jacket. i soon met the chief of police from my town.
 
could be very very painfull, but funny as hell.

haha id laugh if someone did and some old person called the po po on them.
 
if everyone did it then itd be harder for me to get ski vids because they would all be rated 18+
 
skiing naked in the spring.. probably the most liberating think i can think of. maybe a nice cold beer too
 
On a male racer, the penis and gonads would generate wind resistance, especially the scrotum.

In women, depending on how busty they are, it could work. There'd be a whistling noise, though.

 
Hahahahaha!

For guys it depends whether they're G enough to have a big ass D and balls that don't shrink in the cold. The chick would have to be tight and have small boobies, b/c otherwise they'd be all over the place.
 
unless the racer somehow shaped his penis so that it was aerodynamic. thats a thinker...
 
i say they hold the freestyle aerials naked. or the moguls. now that would be interesting to watch, even with busty women

=P
 
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