What do you do when you're lonely?

Locate the nearest object that looks like it would fit up my ass and then test my theory
 
Sort a whole bowl of Lucky Charms without the hampster food crap so i have a bowl of straight marshmellows.

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smoke, then try and build random things from the knick knack around the house. Try and build as elaborate a bong as you can, its actually pretty fun. the only neccesary things are foil, and weed.
 
eat a snickers

i usually just play videogames or watch tv. but in the summer i walk down to the park and play bball
 
take out my penis and get some crafts supplies. youll need to get black construction paper, scissors and glue an some hair. take the black construction paper and cut it so its like 3/4 as long as said penis. then glue that strip on so it looks like a dress or a long coat. then cut him some sleves and glue them on. next cut yourself a nice little top hat and glue that to the tip so theres space between his torso and hat, this will be your face. almost done. cut some hair to make a nice little beard for your weiner and glue it to the lower part of the face. now draw little dots that will be eyes and BOOM you got yourself a nice weinerham lincoln. youll never be bored again
 
Go into your neighbors house (do NOT break in, simply let yourself in). Assuming neighbors have a hot mom and/or daughter, walk into room, find panty drawer, and sniff away. When female walks in to ask what you are doing, you should have the kit ready. (The kit includes but is not limited to a rag with chloroform, rubber gloves, candy, a cigarette/cigar, some rope, and a condom). Use the kit. Exit the home, act like nothing happened, go on with life.
 
my moms favorite channel is the hallmark channel. similar to lifetime. the ironic part is the initials for the hallmark channel. hehe
 
I never knew how to explain it until now. also, op get on omegle and do the video chat and try to get tits and make friends with random people
 
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