What do you do when your bored on a friday night

get drunk and go to a junkyard with sledges and pickaxes and just smash the shit out of everything, and maybe take some of those sweet hood ornaments from cars
 
hahahah me bro and i once liquid nailed this guys locks/gastank/handles and then changed the #s and letters on his liscens plate then we duct taped over the gas tank,locks,handles
 
go out to dinner and just smoke cigars and drink nice liqour if its a classy night

on a ghetto night we walk around route one drinking 40's and stuff doing nothin and going to 711 and have random fun

usually I just buy beer for someone and get my own while im at it and just go to a party
 
I would just get high. thats what I did last night. There is never shit to do around town, so I like fe stay high-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
 
I would just get high. thats what I did last night. There is never shit to do around town, so I like fe stay high-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
 
Go to sleep at a deacent time because you've got a game in victoria the next day, and have your brother invite 6 of his oud obnoxious drunk friends over to run around the house and forget your upstairs and keep walking into your room and then becoming sincerely sorry only to have some other jackass do it 10 minutes later.

Oh it's also good if a drug atticish guy locks himself in the bathroom accross the hall from you to presumably do coke while everyone is outside the door trying to get him out.

Yea I got to sleep a little late.
 
this is possibly the funniest thing in the world: wigging

get a brown fro wig and tie like 40 feet of fishing line to it. then find a busy street with bushes by it. Throw the wig to the other side of the street and hide in the bushes and when a car comes slowly pull the wig across the street so it looks like an animal. people will freak the fuck out and swerve and slam on their brakes and stuff. its hilarious.
 
an easy and good one is to take a truck and fill it with construcion site shit (big cones, orange signs with lights on em, portapotty, whatever) and place it creatively in someones yard or a semi-busy intersection.

a better one is to take a bunch of construcion cones and do rediculous detours in busy intersections. the cops will spoil the fun usually quickly, but its pretty funny for a while.
 
i have a master key to our schoo so whenever i'm bored me and my friends go to the cafeteria and drink chocolate milk
 
this is some ghetto-ass shit. Dont steal or really break other peoples shit, that is whack.

One funny joke is to go get a shitload of those cheese squares frome the grocery store, then put them all over someones car.

or

freeze a can of shaving cream, when frozen cut the top off, immediatly put it in someones car and see what happens when it thaws.

or you could be a man and go get some poon
 
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