What are your excuses for not calling your girlfriend?

[cdnskigirl89]

Cmon guys, I wanna hear some of these excuses cause my bf are using some of them on me, and I wanna hear what u guys say to your gf's for "forgetting" to call them back

 

[Snowcase]

skiing

 

[spo14]

i had to take a massive shit

 

[eLevate]

uhh...sorry, i totally forgot? the truth is usually the best...

 

[Norred]

i was busy.

 

[Norred]

actually i don't have to have excuses.

 

[eLevate]

sorry, my other girlfriend was here, and i didnt want to make her jealous.

 

[Snowcase]

I havn't had a gf in a while. probly cus I never call them and i'm too busy anyway

 

[Von]

i just always tell gilrs that i hate talking on the phone (which i do) so im off the hook for good.

 

[sneather]

ya i never forget to call my g/f

 

[IcePointa]

I'm not lesbian anymore

 

[DunDunDun]

dont talk back

 

[freestyler540]

Your too cligny hahaha

I would say something like:I have to many things to do.

Coming from a girl, I guess your mad at your boyfriend didnt call you.

 

[.John.]

I broke all my fingers, but I'm like wolverene, and they healed after like an hour

 

[GingerKid08]

I usually dont call my girlfriend cause I dont like her anymore. I dunno about YOUR boyfriend though....

 

[.John.]

I usually stop calling my girlfriend when I find another chick

 

[skisquaw@420]

i got high and forgot

 

[Edward.]

i was downstairs

 

[.John.]

when I acidentally gave her clap, it was too awkward to talk to her

 

[kickerlicker]

i was rubbing off a quick one

 

[Shadows]

she could take that the wrong way

 

[Tolz]

^ good point

 

[KRASHED]

im pretty sure I just gave you H.I.V

 

[timmi]

i hate the phone

 

[Mr.Bob_Dobalina]

im sorry to tell you this, but your not all that attractive

 

[fappy]

my regular excuse is....

"I would talk to you but goddamn, hoe, don't make the same thread three times on NS"

 

[jsg]

the phone was 2 inchs out of my reach

 

[Edward.]

hahahhaha

 

[bighit]

hahha i never call my gf...she never calls me...it works out

 

[BobYohan]

i usually actually forget

 

[spin]

depends on why i didnt call you

 

[396222687862]

i dont use phones... end of story

 

[DAMICO]

"babe i never got the call, i swear!"

 

[FUUUCK]

i was banging your mom

 

[JamesB]

ha^, ummm no signal, practice, out of battery, class and shit like that

 

[cj]

we just dont want to talk to you. cant we have our time too?

 

[cj]

we just dont want to talk to you. we like you, we just dont want to talk to you rite now, sure we could tell you that, but why bother getting in troubble, its easier to "forget". cant we have our time too?

 

[watchmefall15]

ho wabout the girls call us, i wouldnt anwser the phone anyway but they still should

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

thats sad.

 

[Bloom.]

yeah i hate talking on the phone

 

[.John.]

wasn't serious, I can't even find one girl, much less two

 

[Luc.]

i usually say "i dont know"...then grab her...always works

 

[.John.]

"shit, sorry, I had my headphones on and didn't hear my phone"

 

[bermbuster49]

haha if i'm talking to my g/f i'll be like, shit i gotta get off the lift so i'll talk to you later, and i still have like 3/4 of the lift to go hahah

 

[ThaLetterM.]

idk i just fuck them and dont call. my bad.

 

[StealthSteez]

Lmao I'm sure thats comforting for her.

 

[Ianskismslm]

my grandparents died. it generally turns out pretty good.

 

[midwest_rep]

I don't call my girlfriend. That bitch calls me when she wants "The People's Struedel" all up inside her. She comes over, I hit it like Babe Ruth hits his homeruns, then she makes me some chocolate chip cookies, the she gets the hell out of my apartment.

 

[clint]

i just say that i forgot, and then i get yelled at

 

[sneather]

ya but honestly how many times can your gandparents die

 

[Ianskismslm]

depends how dumb the bitch is.