What are your best insults and trash talk?

[Davy.Crockett]

yeah the better part of you was left on your moms bed sheets

i dislike you

 

[down2freeski]

kudos on the camel toe

 

[EAST~COAST]

xbox fights are the best btw.. when those little fuckers annoy the shit out of you, it's the best to just go too far with jokes so they shut up.

For example:

"Kid you better shut the fuck up or else im going to sew your butthole shut and then keep feeding you and feeding you until your body is backed up with so much shit that you die"

-Orangethunder (gt)

 

[skithesprings]

you have unique eyes, have you been examined for downs syndrome?

 

[rep301]

hahahahaha, ill be sure to use this!

 

[Kangbang]

When someone says "Are you going to take that?" to another kid. You say "He's going take it like his mom takes it."

On another note, why do guys say "blow me" or "suck my dick" as an insult? That has to be the gayest thing ever. You say back "I'm glad you finally express your sexuality personally."

 

[bangarangmules]

lol.

 

[SPECK]

CUNT NUGGET

 

[Skittle.]

"you're a stupid idiot"

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

dude, you suck dick for bus money then you walk home

 

[Caspian]

Cockfarmer and Dickmuncher are 2 of the best I've heard from my friends.

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

oh my mom used to have that car!!
... then she got a job

 

[Goku]

Dickgobbler is my fave

 

[jibnut]

You're adopted.
Your mom.

 

[ATTENTION_WHORE]

when i was younger i told people they lived in the water when i was mad at them. usually got the point across pretty clearly.

 

[soulskier]

also, killing people with kindness. makes some people so wonderfully angry.

 

[tspanagel]

Im usauly smatter then the people i insualt so they dont even know im insulting them.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

Where'd you get your haircut, your mom?

Whered you get your clothes the clothes store?

your mom likes it when I do that.

 

[J-Litfeldt]

If someone tells you that you failed just answer with this:
-" Yeah i failed like your dads condom." And then say this quick after!
-"YOU ARE A MISSTAKE BIAAAATCH."
Will shut em' up.

 

[tall_pants]

You live by the school or walk home.... Low income houses by our school

 

[*rkp*]

I don't always resort to juvenile taunts,
but when I do,
I prefer "you vaseline farter!"

 

[Ski-or-dies-]

threads for personality contraception.

 

[oldirtypatstard]

whered you get your clothes...? the... toilet store?

 

[icantskiiFILM]

you completely murdered that quote. "ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and im all out of bubble gum."

i usually just say fuck u man

 

[Zimmerman]

sigg'd

 

[arneson]

your such a newb

 

[funkmasterFLEX]

if a bald person makes fun of you, or anyone in general, call them scrotum-head. its so absurd.

 

[Skithedeep]

my personal favorite is "you cock juggling thundercunt!"
from a movie but i cant remember what it was

 

[Anathema]

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[ice_mike]

I will take your mother out to a very nice dinner. then Never Call her Again!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

call them a vajonas brother. or all three vajonas brothers if they really deserve it

 

[arneson]

hatin on bitches

 

[arneson]

^^^^^ Pig.Pen$: in which movie is it that shows up at 1:16

 

[arneson]

hey try not suck any dick on your way out of the parking lot

 

[Deezy]

... fucking mud-blood

right up with the rocks and stones you are (shakespeare anyone.... maybe makes sense ahha)

you are about as useful as tits on a bull

hey you, Fuck YOU

Your mother's a whore