What are your best insults and trash talk?
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saranac_tortex
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you're a sissy-nanny
bangarangmules
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The other day my teammate who has been being bitter to everybody lately made a whip cracking noise when I went back to grab an extra poster for my girlfriend at the track and field clinic we were volunteering at. And I simply replied: "You tell me what it's like not to be whipped and I'll tell you what a vagina feels like." He shut up after that.
I rarely have any good ones though.
I rarely have any good ones though.
General_Ripper
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Your dads gay
oldirtypatstard
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cootie queen
lint licker
lint licker
General_Ripper
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Or "I banged your dad"
Really whose got a comeback for dad jokes
Really whose got a comeback for dad jokes
ImNotARacist
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"Attack ones intelligence"
Best insult around.
Best insult around.
Charlie_Kelly
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not mine but my friend said this, "you're a socially awkward, premature ejaculator who still wears batman t-shirts". Always get a kick out of that one.
CAPITA-DEVOURS
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"your.fucking.sick." "your just nails" really you can say those to every chirp....
JakeAssBeatClap
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some kid has a comeback you sayif i wanted my cumback id wipe it off your moms chin
pomme-de-terre
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pomme-de-terre
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" ive fucked sailors in rainbow trousers in a pool of glitter that werent half as gay as you are you slimy fuckwad. get artificially inseminated with napalm you dumb fucking whore."
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Talacious[Tally]
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You're a towel!
saranac_tortex
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I prefer wet blanket
3-6-steeze
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0:16
.Roockley.
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what do you use for contraception, your personality?
CharlieSheen
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lol'd
Poon_Handler
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"You think that's funny huh" "You and your fucken boys pay $3 extra now"
Elmo.
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this one needs to be used in a good situation
such as: theatre kid in your school tries to make fun of you. you say a bunch of swears and shit back. when he says no need to swear tough guy (as he is trying to be funny) you say "OH GO TELL YOUR THEATRE COACH ABOUT IT" it shuts the kid right up. and your on your way
such as: theatre kid in your school tries to make fun of you. you say a bunch of swears and shit back. when he says no need to swear tough guy (as he is trying to be funny) you say "OH GO TELL YOUR THEATRE COACH ABOUT IT" it shuts the kid right up. and your on your way
Stickity
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some kid an easy 6 in taller than me prob 100 lbs too tried to bully me off a lunch table in the morning
being the 5'7", 150 lbs, unintimidating kid i am, i told him to fuck off
he tried to knock my drink out of my hand and called me a faggot, the usual stuff
i got right up in his face and basically challenged him to come at me
he didn't do shit so i walked away and said 'alright you pussy bitch, pick fights with kids smaller than you'
i felt like a hardass
being the 5'7", 150 lbs, unintimidating kid i am, i told him to fuck off
he tried to knock my drink out of my hand and called me a faggot, the usual stuff
i got right up in his face and basically challenged him to come at me
he didn't do shit so i walked away and said 'alright you pussy bitch, pick fights with kids smaller than you'
i felt like a hardass
GayWolf420
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Usually a nice stern "Fuck off" or "Blow me" gets the point across for me.
TinyTigers
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huck_to_flat
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Y didn't your dad use a condom?
