What are Trump protesters expecting to achieve?
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californiagrown
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13781600:Campeador said:
He was just a huge fan of "the council of conservative citizens"... Who he credits for opening his eyes to what he "had" to do.
Tgerefore all conservatives are obviously hateful, bigots. Obviously. Lol.
Charlie_Kelly
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13781600:Campeador said:
How was he not a conservative?
S.J.W
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13781611:Charlie_Kelly said:
"Because conservatives believe in fiscal responsibility and social conservatism.
Dylan Roof was just an insane racist. Come on, it's not fair to lump Dylan Roof in with other conservatives. There's clearly a difference." Said Campeador as he was furiously typing away on his keyboard. Frustrated from his trust fund being cut, his patience was running thin. As Campeador tries to invent a way to lump muslims in with terrorists and still avoid the same monolith type conclusions, Campeador begins to sweat furiously. The sharp eye twitch campeador displays so predominantly when faced with admitting his wrongness was beginning to show. He slams his computer shut, in hopes that he will never have to answer said question. He rolls back into his chair, pleasantly pleased with himself and his ability to avoid answering questions. As he rolls back, he opens his phone and begins to search for "islamic terrorist attack", excited by the ability to once again blame muslims, campeador is rushed over a wall of excitement as he begins to stroke his manhood. "yeah muslims are terrible people" he says over and over again, each time becoming more and more incomprehensible as the joy of climax approaches. And just like the suicide bombings campeador is so happy to read about, campeador explodes all over his picture of Donald Trump.
Fan Fiction piece by SJW, entitled "campeador and newschoolers"
Stay tuned for more pieces soon.
MIHoodlum
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They are protesting for Joe the conservative.
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too.
He prepares his morning breakfast: bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment checks because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the taxpayer funded roads.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.
The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved conservatives have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too.
He prepares his morning breakfast: bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment checks because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the taxpayer funded roads.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.
The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved conservatives have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
Ninskasi
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13781396:Campeador said:You've got to love a "march for women" where one of the primary organizers and speakers, Linda Sarsour, is pro-Sharia muslim with family connections to Islamic terrorist organizations.
See under Sharia law, you'd still be able to have your abortion for getting knocked up accidentally out of wedlock, the only difference is you'd be aborted too.
Islam and the Left, strange bedfellows.
Just because I believe in what they are marching for doesn't mean I have the same beliefs as all of the organizers. Its also silly to lump all of the people marching into the same group. People were out there for many different reasons!
AveragePete
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TheDoughAbides
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13782511:pdeemo said:
drop top
Charlie_Kelly
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13782519:TheDoughAbides said:
Took a big shit in your lunch box
AveragePete
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13783237:Ninskasi said:
Smokin on cooki inthe hotbox
TheDoughAbides
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13783237:Ninskasi said:
13783263:pdeemo said:
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot, thot, thot