What April fools joke did you pull today?

bears destroyed my garbage cans and there is garbage all over my yard. stupid bears got me good.
 
Putt garbage bags over all the urinals at school to look like the two one are broke, then took the toilets seats off all the toilets and sran wrapped the rest of it, toilet pwned. Plus i organised a mass walk out of our english class.
 
haaha right before i read this i left a voicemail on my friends phone saying "hey dude its nick, i just wanted to let you know that im straight and i love chicks.....april fools im a faggot."
 
put a packet of kool aid in the shower head.. cant wait for my roommate to take a shower!! hopefully i dont take one before he does..
 
i just quiet simply unsecrewd the lid to the salt shaker on the dining hall (im at uni hostel) and watched people tip a fuckload of salt on their dinner, cool thing was, when someone got owned, they just put the lid on top again without screwing it back on, meaning i got to own like 4 people
 
10/10... Ive been planning a cat genocide myself... they must all die! I swear if I ever got caught by someone who wanted to torture me, just put me in a room with a cat and watch my allergies slowly kill me.
 
we celebrated gaper day today at our school only like 8 kids participated but everyone thought it was an april fools joke even though it wasnt
 
I didnt do these but its kinda a tradition every year for our seniors to prank the teachers so here are a few of the good ones.

- A bunch of grade 12's have been stealing teachers staplers and other such things over the past couple of weeks and yesterday they moulded all of them into jello and returned them all to the class rooms before classes today. So basically abunch of teachers had squares of jello with staplers, pens, coffe mugs( etc..) in the middle of them.

- some guys got to school really early and somehow got into one of the class rooms and managed to take a teachers desk and all the other desks out of the classroom and then they reasembled them in rows ( just like in the classroom) in the middle of the soccer field.

- some people went around to class rooms on the fist floor and rubbed vasoline all over the door handles.

and one me and a couple freinds did was we took a bunch of chalk yesterday, went home last night and painted over them in white paint, let them dry and went around replacing the real chalk with our paint covered version. I had a fun time watching my home room teacher trying 10 different pieces of chalk before he realized it was a prank

 
my friends wrapped up a box of shit and wrote happy birthday adam on it. They put it next to his car in the morning
 
i was gonna tell my mom i got my gf pregnant lol
im at mcdicks with a friend and we see another friend outside so i go out and say hi and hes like who you here with? and im like amanda and hes like amanda who? and im like your amanda cause he just broke up with his gf named amanda..he flipped for a min and then i said i was kidding
 
my big fat gay music teacher, wanted to play an april fools joke on the class with me, we acted like we were fighting then we got in a physical fight, he picked me up and through me on the ground. the whole class was so scared one girl was crying, we stopped because some kid ran out of the room to get a principal, this was the best april fools joke I had ever taken part in.
 
My boss gave me a notice that I was fired, and on the bottom of the slip were he was supposed to sign, it said,"suck my dick fucker, april fools."
 
we had a lacrosse game today. we usually get wraps (this place in our town makes amazing wraps that are like not normal). we all payed this one kid 6 bucks.

we come down after school to get ready and eat our wraps and shit. everyones like FUCK! scott lost the fucking money!. he supposedly put the money on the table at lunch to go call in the order, and someone stole it. everyone was ready to shove their lacrosse sticks up his ass. we we're all like this mother fucker is paying for all our wraps next game. what a fucking idiot, i feel bad for his parents who are going to have to dish out 200+ dollars to pay for kids wraps.

turns out he and this other kid had this all planned out. we all forgot it was april fools. they hid them in this kids locker. there were two kids in on it, thats it, the whole team was flipping out.

i gotta admit, it was good
 
i went with the classic and rubberbanded the sprayer in the sink which soaked my brother and made him late for school
 
this is my favorite so far. haha.
i work in a hospital, so i have been walking into patients rooms saying, "im sorry, you have cancer".
no, haha, actually i definitely dont do that.
when i take people blood pressure, ill finish though, and look real serious, take a deep breath, and just say, "youre going to die. just not today". hahaha. except if they are actually dying.
 
this happend at my school once, they broke into a class room at night, and put all the desks and teachers desks on the roof of it, set up the same as it was in class... pretty epic
 
someone at my school wrote bomb threat in the bathroom and we all had to evacuate the building and the fire department got called. I live in a town where this would never happen in a million years and it seems like kids do this all the time. (happened last year)
 
I took my roomates phone and changed the the contact info of a girl that he's wanted to hookup w/ for awhile with mine. We were drinking and throughout the night i would (or the "girl") text him saying how i want to hook up with him and that he should tell his roomate to stay somewhere else. It wasnt untill later in the night when i was sitting next to him and i read my phone that had a text from him and he saw it and said "oh, did i text you that?" he then found out it was me the entire time.

Was pretty good because he was all psyched to get some. Not the case at all HA
 
Got my friends to think that a recently separated crazy ex of mine broke the news that she was preggo with my kid.
 
oooooof i wish id thought of that, im in the perfect situation. thew would have lost their shit beyond belief. (too much to explain because of today's circumstances involving her)
 
Yes, i did fail at english above me, but im getting straight A's in english, so know, i dont need a tutor, i just simply cant type properly when in a rush, maybe i need typing lessons?
And no, you only get the death penalty here for extreme things, and only two or three people a year get it.
 
at 10:00 the whole class stood up out of there seets and started singing o canada. and during 5th period we got some kid to start fake crying and told the teacher that she wanted to go in the hall to talk to him. there is a back door and two windows in the class so we all just ran out of those when the teacher wasn't looking and than went to a whole different class.
 
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