What a shit night DD FML!

Runthered

Runthered

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okay so it is one of my close friends 18th b day

and my dumb sister needs a ride to the north side of edmonton (pre much 30 min north) and then the party that i am goin to is in beaumont

usually it is about 30 min drive but from where i was to drop her bitch ass off was 1 hour and a half

i was already annoyed about that

to make things even worse for this party i was to be the dd for bro and some other friends

so when we finally get there about 2 hours late i am chillen and then hangen with the b day girls sister who is another friend

we hang for a bit all she does is sit there and cry and tell me about all her problems with her new bf

then i finally get out a that

just chillen by this time everyone is smashed and fucked up and when your sober that pre much means real annoying

so at the time about 2 hours later we have to go and then i have to take even more people home

they are all fucked including my bro who has had far too much to drink he throws up all over my car

and is really annoying asking me to pull over every second it is a 30 min drive it took us 1 whole fuckin hour

i was supposed to be home by 12 30

by this time its 1 15

i finally drop one guy off and start heading home

then another friend

and finally we head home i get home he passes out on the front lawn

i had to wash my entire car

clean up his shit and care for him

now i might get fuckin grounded cause my mom is pissed

do you think i did the responsible thing of taking care of him?

or should i have just left him at the party and went home?

shrot form have any of you guys had bad DD (designated driver) experiences?.

just let me hear your stories ns
 
You did the right thing man. You made all there nights way better. I have had a ton of nights where my night would have sucked balls if i didnt have a DD but since i did they kicked ass. Drinking karma will come back to you and when you at the end of an epic night, fucked off your face, there will be someone who is having a shit night ready to look after you and get you home safe.
 
Hahaha man, you still live at your parents house, your life is easy as fuck. How about cops coming to your house and handcuffing you because you have 10 people in your front yard and like 3 of the go inside and "run". Yeah, not a very pleasent encounter with the cops, somehow didn't get charged with about 3-4 misdemeanors.
 
or why don't ppl not be fucking dumb asses and know how much to drink, One night i spent 4 fucking hours driving downtown looking for a friend who had run off after clubbing only to find out that he had gotten into a cab and driven home... I hav not had to have someone look after me before because i know how much I can drink and i don't exceed that amount because im not a fucking moron.
You did the right thing although it sucks balls for you right now...

 
So me and this girl were hitting it off. I asked if she wanted to go to this party with me in a nearby town. She was down with it and told me that she was already invited but she would love it if we went together. Now she had to drive her mom to work at 4 in the morning so she wasn't going to have more than 3 drinks. She said she would bring me home and I was welcome to drink my ass off. I wasn't gonna take her up on it because I didn't want to look like a retard in front of her.

So we get there, and play a game of pong. Some friends of hers offer her shots, she takes like 3. 2 mins later she does a kegstand. If you can see where this is going she proceeds to get completely fucked up. By this time she has ditched me and is playing pong with some dude. I'm just like, ookkkk what the hell. So I go chill with some people I kind of know and talk. They are all only buzzed so it's cool. I've decided I'm going to be responsible and not drink so I can drive home.

I'm chilling, and this drunk off her ass porker comes up to me and is all like "COMee TAKEEeee SoMEE ShotTS with MEE!!"

I tell her no I have to drive. She is relentless and I finaly just tell her fine whatever and go with her to the liquour. I tell her to make a small one and she says "WhaTEVER you want CUTE BOYYY".

She filled me a fucking dixie cup full of bacardi.

I drink a little of it and get up to leave. I tell her I have to use the bathroom.

I go back to where the girl I came with was. She was playing pong hugging guys and kissing them on the cheek and shit. I get pissed and just stand there watching. Meanwhile Rosie O'Donnel comes back and stands next to me, completely eye raping me. Licking her lips and shit. I go "Can I help you?" She says

"You know I'm kind of into you...."

me-"Oh well that sucks"

her-"you wanna go somewhere?"

me-no not really

her-"you want me to leave dont you?"

me-"i dont care do what you want"

and then she walks away crying.

So the night proceeds, everyone is fucking with me because I'm sober, the girl I like is running around in her underwear with my best friend swimming in the pool.

So 3 o clock comes and I tell her we need to leave. She says ok, and gets in the car. I start bitching her out and she almost starts to cry. I kind of felt bad so I apologized. I originally was just going to drop her at her house with her car and then walk home, but that was like 8 miles on a dark country road so i just said fuck that. I drove to about 2 miles outside the town where I live and got out of the car. She got pissed bc she wanted to drive me home. I told her no, she would get pulled over.

I told her to not die on the drive home and started walking away.

I walked 2 miles to get home. At 4 in the morning. Sober off my ass and pissed off. Worst party I've ever been to by far.

 
wow boys thanks for sharing with me i feel a bit better now

i am not stoked to move out though

i really dont think all ever host a large house party ether because it always gets fucked up
 
Yeah, if I DD, I usually just chill by myself and maybe hang out for a half hour or so. I can't be at parties for that long if I'm not drinking.
 
Im on probation so I get hit up for rides home everywhere I go. I sucks! But i know i'm raking in the good karma. I think you did the right thing.
 
Well last night, was my bday party shindig thang. several people in my class were buying me shots of prairie fires, which is whiskey and tabasco sauce. so bout 15 in, i stop, start rum an cokes, then, crash at a buddies place. drive home this morning, and then sleep until 2pm. now, my asshole is on fucking fire. no poop is solid, and, well, my ass is burning like a mo.

good night, didnt get too saucy, but was wobbly enough to have a fucking great time.
 
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