What a good 50th Brithday present for a DUDE

[Scott0_robot0]

any suggestions?

 

[Balto]

18 year old hooker?

 

[FREEskiLINE]

fleshlight

 

[THATS_STREET]

handle of jameson, an oz. of coke, and a stripper.

 

[ECfreeski3]

my cousin had a wedding a couple years back, and this crazy family friend asked my uncle what he should get him. my uncle was like well we have a registry at here and here blah blah blah, but the crazy friend was like (exact quote) "fuck that, those are women's gifts, im getting him a man's gift." sure enough, he showed up with a combat shotgun all wrapped up. "man's gift"? check.

 

[Waffle11]

a nice watch

 

[soulskier]

.

 

[Scott0_robot0]

well hes not your typical 50 year old he has alot of energy, loves sports watching tv and going on the comp to look at more tv shit, and is a huge nc tar heel fan. and the cocaine wouldnt be to good since he is kinda a recovering addict

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

beer, like a good beer not some shitty 30 or just throw a rager for him
or 18 year old hooker

 

[triebby]

Hahahaha, that is an awesome story. As for the "DUDE" how about some autographed sports memorabilia?

 

[Newschool_Pope]

mont blanc ink pen.pretty pimpy.
http://www.skywatches.com.sg/mont_blanc_pens/Mont-Blanc-Pen-163MS-Black.jpg

 

[chardi]

is it your dad or just a 50 year old dude you hang out with

 

[ECB]

A new pair of skisSet of Johnny Carson VideosGift Certificate to Starbucks/Tim HortonsBottle of WineA new addition to his golf set

 

[leahey]

A Snuggie for Dogs

 

[cubber]

harley

 

[ifli]

free colonoscopy.
jk, how bout a kindle is the dude a reader

 

[yuck]

a nice assortment of imported dark beer

 

[wolf.]

If he is THE dude, then you should buy him a new bowling ball.

 

[5teve.]

why did i quote this lol, uhh get him a snuggie. or ski stuff if he skis

 

[amo]

i see what you did there

 

[Otter.]

This.

 

[mcswizzle]

Life insurance

 

[.travis.]

Depends on the dude, but I once got my dad the Black Sabbath Discography (only the Ozzy years) and I've never seen him so stoked. Or maybe like a cool TV series. Older guys tend to love that shit.

 

[Steezegull]

Definately the fleshlight.

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

Ak-47

 

[Legion]

win. get some cheap 200 dollar one... what could be a better present

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

bahaha.... or a rug.

 

[Afeld]

The Big Labowski on DVD

 

[theabortionator]

A QUAP A BOTTLE AND A HOOKER.

 

[sowstochd]

a tickle fight

lets see who gets that

 

[Scott0_robot0]

i laughed pretty hard at that one but i was thinking the fleshlight would be crazy funny i might actually do it hah

 

[andersteeze]

i would go with this

 

[hauser]

haha i was just about to say the same thing

 

[wolf.]

fuck ya!

 

[tommyp1ckles]

womans studies

 

[twin-tip-hero]

a ferrari

 

[oreopancake.]

for my dad's fiftieth, we got him 50 different kinds of beers.

 

[Benedetto.]

Is this a DUDE you just hang out with? Met him at bar or something? Plenty of men at 50 love watching tv..

 

[the_moderaper]

penis pump

 

[.thedude]

anybody saying hookers is half right. just take the dude out for a nice afternoon of ice cream and hookers.

 

[Gstrong]

win