Whale Sperm

Dani*

Dani*

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I heard that Red Bull contained Whale Sperm.

I don't exactly believe that but I just wonder where people come up with this bullshit, and if it is true.

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your an idiot, it contains taurine, which is an animo acid. Somewhere some person said that the taurine was synthetic bull jizz

 
I wasn't the one who said it, and I was just wondering if anyone else had heard about that. It's stupid when people make up shit about things.

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Wow whale sperm, why would people actually think about this. The special ingredient is turine.

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Your dumb, have you ever checked the side of the can? hmmm yea....

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I have read the side, and like I said, I'M NOT THE ONE who said this, I'm simply repeating it

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i can see the side of the can:

carbonate water

high fructose corn syrup

whale sperm

caffine

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
wow you gave her a real hard time for that. That was brutal someone even called her an idiot?? then there was "your the dumbest girl" people need to lighten up ALOT in here

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no they acually do put whale sperm in along with goat intestine, miquito eyeballs, worms, and pcp, lcd, and coke

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^don't forget the albatross clitoris.

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fuck fuck fuck how could i forget the active ingredient fuck fuck

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ahaha,long and hard job

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havent you ever seen a red bull factory, all the stuff is, is water sugar and whale sperm, they have these real big machenes that jack off whales all day. why do you think they stoped making free whillie movies? cause the whale figured out he could make the same amount of money getting masterbated all day and quit. i cant believe you didn't know this

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would whale sperm even fit in the can i mean if its proportional and all they gotta be the size of stripe bass

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at firslt I thought this was at the docks but now that I think about it its probably the redbull factory

 
do you mean the picture isnt real or the info in the picture isnt real? because both are in fact real. a blue whale's penis can measure up to 5 meters (16ft)

I dont see what would make you think that the picture is fake.

 
man id love to have a 16foot penis......................................................cuz 20 is way too long

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its like the dumbass who said mountain dew kills ur sperm cells. i duno were they came up with that

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The thing is that isn't even a blue whale, and the type of whale in that picture does not have a visable penis like that. The fact about how much sperm released is just non-sence because I highly doubt anyone has put the time and effort into actually figuring out a way to measure something like that (I mean the amount of sperm produced/released).

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its a baby blue whale and the penis of a blue whale does stick out like that. it comes out when the whale is ready to reproduce. as for how much sperm a whale releases it was in general not that exact whale. they were talking in terms of adult full grown whales.

 
ok, i need to make myself more clear, since half of my previous post got cut off:

its not a whale at all, t-man, its a whale SHARK, the biggest fish in the world. but its not a whale at all. not even close.

proof? its spotted, has gill slits and a very predominent dorsal fin, all this just in the picture.

baby blue whale, yea, right dude.

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^^^ thank u, least someone knows what it really is, its a whale shark... get it right

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no, don't think it works that way

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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
Animals have STD's but most of them are incompatible with humans so they dont affect us. Im sure that some STD's are compatible with us but since not that many people have sex with animals its hard to tell.

 
didn't aids come to humans through sexual relations with a chimp? something about chimp aids being benign in them, but some lady did it with one, and then she spread it on, etc etc?

and for further proof of what that animal is:

Whale shark:

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blue whale:

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your pic:

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