Went in on this chick...

[blindside]

Not too proud of myself, went in no dome on a solid 7. Package isn't feelings so hot this morning.

Any suggestions?

 

[*Bird]

cut it off

 

[AWALLRUS.]

make her a sandwich

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

go to the clinic...what do you mean suggestions isn't that the obvious path?

 

[DubV134]

peroxide and chlorine

 

[whoa-dere]

some chemickals should do

 

[japanada]

Dip your shit in some boiling water.

 

[DubV134]

works for me every time - mix together in a spray bottle, apply to infected region, scrub with pumice stone, rinse clean

 

[CRiP]

yea just pour paint thinner all over your package. works almost every single time

 

[SkiThe603]

your best move without a doubt

 

[Mr.Gaga]

Bleach

 

[RileyZap]

Go do her again. It will reverse the effects.

 

[NinetyFour]

Yeah but up the pooper.

 

[maynaiseman]

Cover it in jelly and stick it in an electrical socket.

 

[GORILLA.]

you have to kill the original

 

[Benji.]

good god

 

[geteducated]

they probably got pills for that

 

[SnowPatROLL]

drain cleaner: works for me every time.

 

[Montville57]

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

serious response...

but some bengay on there. that stuff really does help.

 

[TaranItUp]

Posting advise in NSG= you get shat on.

 

[Smuffy]

was about to recommend this.

also a recognized cure for blue balls

 

[kvan]

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[CashmereCat]

Icy-Hot.

 

[mowdapow]

Pour Listerine all over it, pretty sure it worked for that guy in cabin fever

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

its perfect for sore muscles, including your penis.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

pics required.

 

[TheClap.]

pics? I need to fap today

 

[corona]

 

[blindside]

Over a year later, he finally got me back: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/602077/page/1/

 

[PopsicleStand]

ha, nice

 

[Sam.Carson]

hydrochloric acid should do wonders

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

1. Get a full erection.

2. Slice the edge of a piece of printer paper across the tip, vertically.

3. Pour vinegar on it.

should be good as new.

 

[Ski_Alot]

my dick hurts just from reading this and why are STDs all the rage on NS tonight

 

[Velocirooster]

Go to the fucking doctor

 

[roddy116]

just gonna leave this here

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[HamFaceGirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's great.

And for all those who don't know what hes talking about, take a gander at this great thread. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/649775/

 

[iSmokeweed]

And for all those who don't know what hes talking about, take a gander at this great forum.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/forumthreads/cat_id/2/

 

[edai]

I laughed.

Good to see you back on the ganja.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

thats the cringiest thing i've read all day

 

[Olimar]

.

 

[act.resist]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Spinoza]

yeah this will help forsure. make sure to get lots on the bag too.

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

I cringed as a typed it.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

That should fry any germs

 

[udr1v3m3cr4zy]

I've never winced at things I've read online... unitl today...

 

[mowglii]

you must encase your nut sack and weiner in a block of cement for the rest of your life

 

[DaveM]

Shoulda domed up homie, rookie mistake.

 

[bstuck1]

Kills Primer

 

[Davy.Crockett]

*eats words*

 

[riddsicle]

pour some chemickals on your shit