That was AWESOME.
i'm definitely gonna start telling my friends that haha
"Dude I just got cheated on and dumped by my ex"
"look man, she's just another fucking tuna. you on the other hand are the god damn great white shark, the beast of the sea. there are plenty of tunas out there, and this one was a shitty tuna, but you're still a mother fucking great white shark and you will always be better. youre the big bad ass mother fucker great white shark now go find another tuna."