Weirdest things on Etsy

[Kooky_Lukey]

Etsy is a great place to sell your shit.

Like get this camo BBQ apron that at first glance looks normal but when you go to dry your hands off your dick is showing! How hilarious!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/117531036/camo-army-penis-apron-chef-line-cook?ref=shop_home_feat_2

Or how about a painting of your favorite rapper Eminem for the low price of $9,674.26!!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/183163...-on-canvas-usa?ref=br_feed_16&br_feed_tlp=men

I know you'll find some more good ones NS.

 

[op14]

camo BBQ apron that at first glance looks normal but when you go to dry your hands off your dick is showing! How hilarious!

I found this a lot funnier than I should

 

[op14]

So euphoric!!

 

[Jeebus.]

What the fuck is etsy

 

[.FRY.]

can't tell if that's a real dick or not. shave your pubes OP.

 

[notspoicey]

So euphoric!!

i loled

 

[uyghur]

I wonder who thought trying to sell dildo aprons would be a good idea.

Because I'd like to shake their hand and tell them they've done a damn fine job.

 

[Gaff]

Saw an android dick one time. It's weird because that's basically a vibrator LOL!

 

[ModMommy]

~handmade tail butt plug 4 sale~