Weirdest shit you've found in your parents room

[numnuts]

I'll begin with how I found a minion costume in my moms room I have never seen her wear and that she has never told me about

 

[McNoche]

I was found in sjw's moms room.

 

[numnuts]

I was found in sjw's moms room.

I think the weirdest part is that you in a sidesnacks house

 

[McNoche]

I think the weirdest part is that you in a sidesnacks house

True. But if the sidesnacks mom wants my man hood all up in here, well, gotta do what ya gotta do.

 

[numnuts]

but did you pee in her butt?

 

[numnuts]

True. But if the sidesnacks mom wants my man hood all up in here, well, gotta do what ya gotta do.

but did you pee in her butt?

 

[bait]

This thread could have been good.

 

[Blindsurfer]

i don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird

 

[ascent_studios]

i don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird

tru I feel like id be scared if i did

 

[arnie_grape]

an orgy

 

[numnuts]

i don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird

anytime I found something weird (all mild stuff really) it was looking for a different item for my parents or me being a little kid trying to get to my piggy bank for money

 

[JTTrembles]

Was chilling in my gf's parents room for a minute, dropped something, when i went to pick it up I looked over at the bed stand and saw an awkward position of books. pulled back a few books and we found the largest stash of lube and sex toy cleaner and a whip. I'm talking a 20 year supply of lube people.

I now know where my gf gets it from

 

[X_ANKILLA]

So it ain't that weird, just traumatizing to my 12 year-old self. But I had to collect trash for trash night at my house. So I went from bathroom to bathroom to collect each ones trash to take out. While collecting my parents bathroom's trash an opened box fell out. So I grabbed it to put it back in the trash but then I read the label. It was KY "his and her" lube. It was open and emptied. I washed my hands very promptly and never spoke about it again until now. At the time I wasn't even 100% sure what it was, I just knew it had to do something with penises and stuff.

 

[theabortionator]

At the time I wasn't even 100% sure what it was, I just knew it had to do something with penises and stuff.

lolz

 

[addie.]

i found my dads weed/adderall stash at like age 14 when he had me go grab something from his closet

 

[numnuts]

This thread could have been good.

Thank you very much sir

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